Either they rent out Clark or the cows or both. Although Bo (Jonathan, if you haven't read as many TWoP recaps as me) might get jealous if the cows get action with someone who isn't him.
I think they're making moonshine on that farm to deal with having a gay alien for a son. Really, really strong moonshine.
Also, do you watch Stargate SG-1? Because if you do, you completely forgot both Teal'c and Daniel Jackson's clone-ish-thingie that's an alien and king of that one planet or something. Erm, yeah. And a lot of other hot aliens that populate that show. And if you don't watch it, I recommend you do up 'til the point Daniel "ascends," (season 6?) because the rest of it pretty much sucks.
You gave me a hard choice between Anakin and Max, by the way, but Max wins since he's on this planet and doesn't suck until he turns whatever age Anakin is in RotS. (Wow, that could so mean something slashy. Oh well.)
Never having seen Smallville, I didn't vote, but I just wanted to say that while reading the quiz, I chuckled like a maniac. And yes, Anakin is a stretch for the question, but also brutally hot (no pun intended). He'd get my vote.
Also, I don't know if you have other plans already, and tomorrow still totally works, but if you want to go see Gay Cowboys tonight, it's actually a good time after all. Call me if you're interested?
I think they rent out Clark AND make the moonshine, because really, it's Bo Duke. There's got to be a still around there somewhere. Bo would never rent out the cows. He loves them too much.
Really, I'm pretty sure he enjoys milking those girls a little too much. If you step back and think about it, Clark really comes from the most messed up family in the world. No wonder he's confused.
And really, alien snark gets me every time. I still can't believe he was going to be a math teacher originally. I would have gone to class EVERY DAY and learned nothing about tangents.
OK, despite the fact that I'm totally straight, I had to choose Zhaan for the last question. Actually, it was a toss-up between Zhaan and Aeryn, and if I could've chosen both I would've. I do think Clark is hot (as evidenced by an earlier poll answer), but he's eclipsed by them both.
Actually, I'm trying to think of other male aliens that are hot that you didn't list, but my memory is failing.
I watch Stargate, actually. I suppose Teal'c is who they're thinking of, but despite an appreciation for his muscles, I never really think of him as hot, for some reason. Although, really, when I think "alien" I think of someone who is actually biologically different from humans in some way. Although Teal'c and several other characters in Stargate and Stargate: Atlantis were not born on Earth, they are not so far as I can tell that different biologically. Like, Aeryn's close to being human, and of course her ancestors were human, but she's got the Sebacean cold problem which makes her biologically different. Which means she's alien. *shrug* I dunno, maybe it's just a weird, arbitrary difference I've come up with.
Had to go with Max, since those bondage pics are damn hot. Sorry Logan. Should you choose to do something similar (please?), we'll talk. And you didn't include Alec. Being a hot transgenic is close enough to being a hot alien to me. :P
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:31 pm (UTC)Kal-el is Kryptonian for "rent boy"
Bwah!
BTW, I think you might like Brokeback Mountain for the ginormous amounts of angst.
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:32 pm (UTC)Kal-el is Kryptonian for "rent boy"
Bwah!
How do you think the Kents keep making the ends meet?
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-16 06:38 pm (UTC)He does seem hideously attached to his cows. Hmmmm...
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:35 pm (UTC)Also, do you watch Stargate SG-1? Because if you do, you completely forgot both Teal'c and Daniel Jackson's clone-ish-thingie that's an alien and king of that one planet or something. Erm, yeah. And a lot of other hot aliens that populate that show. And if you don't watch it, I recommend you do up 'til the point Daniel "ascends," (season 6?) because the rest of it pretty much sucks.
You gave me a hard choice between Anakin and Max, by the way, but Max wins since he's on this planet and doesn't suck until he turns whatever age Anakin is in RotS. (Wow, that could so mean something slashy. Oh well.)
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:38 pm (UTC)And yeah, Max is super hot. Sigh.
think they're making moonshine on that farm to deal with having a gay alien for a son. Really, really strong moonshine
ROTFLOL
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:45 pm (UTC)Dang it, now I'm gonna go watch more Roswell and stare at the pretty.
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Date: 2005-12-16 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-16 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-16 07:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-16 07:16 pm (UTC)Also, I don't know if you have other plans already, and tomorrow still totally works, but if you want to go see Gay Cowboys tonight, it's actually a good time after all. Call me if you're interested?
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Date: 2005-12-16 07:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-16 07:24 pm (UTC)Guess which alien I picked.
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Date: 2005-12-16 07:33 pm (UTC)ROFL.
Guess which alien I picked.
Geeee :P
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Date: 2005-12-16 07:44 pm (UTC)And really, alien snark gets me every time. I still can't believe he was going to be a math teacher originally. I would have gone to class EVERY DAY and learned nothing about tangents.
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Date: 2005-12-16 07:52 pm (UTC)Indeed.
math teacher originally
You are kidding!
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Date: 2005-12-16 07:32 pm (UTC)Actually, I'm trying to think of other male aliens that are hot that you didn't list, but my memory is failing.
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Date: 2005-12-16 07:34 pm (UTC)I am told there are hot aliens on Stargate, but I haven't seen the show.
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Date: 2005-12-16 08:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-18 06:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-18 08:05 am (UTC)But yeah, Max is teh hot.