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[dangermousie]

I have fallen off the spoiler-free bandwagon. I still don't want to know plot points, or pics that are too spoilery, but my resolve to be spoiler free went out the window.

On the plus side, I got cool pics! So, in my last post for today (must work after all) I present a number of pictures, behind the cut:



"Hey, I might go evil and get hideously scarred, but at least I don't have to have a beard like Obi Wan"


"Must my facial hair get bushier with each movie?"



"Yes, Obi Wan. The will of the Force it is. And this way compete with the hot Vader you will not."


"Why doesn't anyone dwell on MY facial hair or lack thereof?"


There's disfunctional, there's very disfunctional, and then there is THIS. Can you imagine the reunion? "You dropped me in the lava!" "But you went evil" etc etc etc


Obi Wan arrives with the much needed mini van:


Is Obi Wan showing off his thighs?


Poor Padme. Your life sucks. I think you should have just boinked Anakin on the quiet and then ditched him. But then I would be deprived of glorious romantic angst:


Ooooooh. Bloodthirsty=sexy. Enjoy your looks while they last. Soon, it's the lava pit for you:


My fave of the bunch. I'd kill for an apartment with a view like this. I hope Padme has money because no way a Jedi can afford this:

Comments

[katranna.livejournal.com]

I love Anakin's eye scar though!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

But like with everything in his life, the boy didn't know how to stop. That sort of thing is a slippery slope. He probably thought that if the ladies liked one scar, they'd go wild for a dozen and overdid it as usual. First it's a prosthetic hand. Then it's a facial scar. Next is a wholesale dunking into a pit of lava with scars all over.

[aliterati.livejournal.com]

I don't know. As accessorizing scars go, I don't think this one turned out too well.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Obi Wan mourns the fact that no one listens to him and he doesn't have a beard trimmer. He retaliates by apparently doing lunges.

The scar WAS sexy on Anakin as is the angst, though the mini van picture proves that even a Dark Lord can smile now and then.

And that red picture he looks frighteningly like Luke in Empire.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Obi Wan mourns the fact that no one listens to him and he doesn't have a beard trimmer. He retaliates by apparently doing lunges.

ROFL! Well, if he can't take care of his face, at least he takes care of his body.

the mini van picture proves that even a Dark Lord can smile now and then

Yeah, but then he looks younger and unthreatening. Though maybe Vader would have achieved more if he wore a clown mask instead.

And that red picture he looks frighteningly like Luke in Empire

I kept wondering who he reminded me of. Also, a little bit like Sam in ROTK when he goes for the spider.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Hayden has a tendency to look a little goofy when he smiles big. It's not a smile to inspire fear and intimidation. That's why I always call him an ice god. Ice gods are only pretty when they're not smiling. While I love a smile on a guy, and Hayden's is delightfully boyish when he's giving one, I've got to say he's better looking without it.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Oooo, shiny.

I like how profound my comments have been today. :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I agree, everyone's teeth are VERY shiny. Or it it not what you meant? :)

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! I actually meant all the piccies generally (especially that apartment!), but on second though, they do all have pretty nice teeth, don't they? ;)

[katranna.livejournal.com]

I really like how much Anakin looks like Luke!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Lady, you are scaring me :)

When we were kids I got you into Sweet Valley High (hangs head in shame). Later I introduced you to Bollywood. Is Star Wars next? :D

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Best pictures yet!!