Still JPLH
Feb. 7th, 2011 03:06 pmOk, finished ep 6.
I am still laughing from Eight's solution to QC's perceived tendency to have affairs - send 4 eunuchs to follow her at all time. Least inconspicuous spies ever.
Ok, Four's wife is officially annoying. Stop being so clingy and jealous and living in alternate reality. Believe it or not, he's not thinking about cheating, he's thinking about ascending to the throne and defeating rivals.
Shipping: Four/Qing Chuan. OK, OK, don't kill me. I like their chemistry and interactions and he's always awesome to her despite being an ambitious murdering manipulative guy in general. Eight's attempt to have QC's male friend offed because he dared hug her has me pissed off at him. There is a lot of grovelling and growing-up to do before he's worthy of QC. Though, hmmmm, Four is a manipulative murderer so not exactly an awesome choice either. I think she should just run far away.
Here's how it breaks down.
Good guys:
Qing Chuan
Merchant Friend
Four's Mom
Potential for getting there:
Eight
Scary psycho:
Everyone else - seriously, most of JPLH characters, current version of Eight included, would behead someone as soon as look at them.
I saw from previews that Two is coming back. Not good.
Note to self - do not time travel. Ever.
I am still laughing from Eight's solution to QC's perceived tendency to have affairs - send 4 eunuchs to follow her at all time. Least inconspicuous spies ever.
Ok, Four's wife is officially annoying. Stop being so clingy and jealous and living in alternate reality. Believe it or not, he's not thinking about cheating, he's thinking about ascending to the throne and defeating rivals.
Shipping: Four/Qing Chuan. OK, OK, don't kill me. I like their chemistry and interactions and he's always awesome to her despite being an ambitious murdering manipulative guy in general. Eight's attempt to have QC's male friend offed because he dared hug her has me pissed off at him. There is a lot of grovelling and growing-up to do before he's worthy of QC. Though, hmmmm, Four is a manipulative murderer so not exactly an awesome choice either. I think she should just run far away.
Here's how it breaks down.
Good guys:
Qing Chuan
Merchant Friend
Four's Mom
Potential for getting there:
Eight
Scary psycho:
Everyone else - seriously, most of JPLH characters, current version of Eight included, would behead someone as soon as look at them.
I saw from previews that Two is coming back. Not good.
Note to self - do not time travel. Ever.
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Date: 2011-02-07 09:08 pm (UTC)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
OMG, that was ever so swiftly followed by 'Lift' and 'Locked in'!
I think i might have screamed.
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Date: 2011-02-07 09:09 pm (UTC)Let me repeat:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
But how did they find an elevator in ancient China? Ah, screw it, I don't care if magic monkeys flew one in, I want this now! You are evil!
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Date: 2011-02-08 07:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-08 01:01 pm (UTC)I can't wait to watch these eps!
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Date: 2011-02-08 02:44 am (UTC)I would be ever so grateful! ^_^
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Date: 2011-02-08 07:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-07 10:56 pm (UTC)And I love that you included the emperor in the 'Scary Psycho' category. Four's Mom isn't a good guy so much as someone who sees more profit in being nice because it'll get her points.
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Date: 2011-02-08 02:24 am (UTC)Watching ep 9 raw convinced me that QC should jump at Eight's offer of marriage/concubinage, stat! Not because of any mushy feelings but because she's stuck in a scary, execution-happy environment and the best way to survive (seeing she has no way to get back) is to find someone who's both (a) insane enough about her (and insane enough in general :P) to want to protect her from everyone and (b) is of high enough status to be able to actually do so, with some luck.
I mean, I don't care if he was an obese gargoyle with 5 other wives, I'd still be all over that offer. You can always trade up later when you are somewhere safer.
(And also it shows why she shouldn't put her eggs in the Four basket - there is no doubt he likes her as much as he's capable of liking anyone, but there is no way he'd let his feelings for her interfere with his path to emperordom. If she got offed, he'd feel bad but he wouldn't save her).