How to engender harmony in your family, per Baker Daddy

[dangermousie]

1. When Son N2 visits you, distraught, tell him you don't want to see him because all you can think of is Son N1 and you are pissed at him.



2. When Son N2 tells you he knows you hate him, do not correct him.



3. When Son N2 kneels and begs forgiveness for not telling you right away about meeting Son N1 because he wanted to defeat Son N1 in competition first so for once you would be proud of him, tell him to get out of the way and walk out.



4. In general, continue your course of showing as much affection to and interest in Son N2 as you would to a tree.



RESULT: Well-adjusted kids and brotherly love! Right? RIGHT? What could possibly go wrong with such a genius approach?

I swear to God, Baker Daddy only likes Takgu (i.e. Son N1) because he doesn't actually have to be around him and act like a human being. But we must forgive Baker Daddy - clearly he's forced to hide he's an alien from Planet Zorg.

Sorry, am on BK rewatch roll :)

Comments

[puion.livejournal.com]

Off topic, but don't want you to miss it! The 30sec preview of SG Ep17! Bring on the angst! You will love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qckJ-LWEinc

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

His tears taste like candy :P

[puion.livejournal.com]

I know you will love it *wink* but I don't know, I am not used to angst happening between RI & JW. It should be reserved only for Oska & Seul hahahah! I guess the tables are finally turned?!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I think angst for main otp is always good

[(Anonymous)]

But we must forgive Baker Daddy - clearly he's forced to hide he's an alien from Planet Zorg.

Then we must call Spaceman Spiff so he'll zap unfeeling Baker Dad to smithereens and mix him in the flour MJ can use in the competition! :))

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL I don't think any flour with Baker Daddy in it will taste good.

Also, yay, a fellow Calvin & Hobbes fan!