Someone thought long and hard about this one

[dangermousie]

While waiting for an elevator to take Baby Mousie's stroller and idly scanning book titles nearby, I saw one which certainly stood out:

"Have yourself a naughty little Santa" with a bare-chested guy on the cover.

Because nothing screams sexy as much as an overweight elderly married man with an overabundance of facial hair, a tendency to wear red head-to-toe and a penchant for randomly exclaiming "ho ho ho."

Also, note to author: "little" is not word you usually want to associate with your dream stud. Trust me.

Comments

[algelic.livejournal.com]

That is... so very creepy.

I'm waiting for the moment when they realize that there are 100 million book covers with naked torsos in them... and another 6-pack is one too many.

Let alone an overweight old man.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I know, wtf were they thinking?