Veronica Mars brings on the badfic
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dangermousieWhat should I do without ff.net and its lovely fanfic summaries.
Some particularly choice samples behind the cut
Alittle poem... I suck at poetry so be warned this may suck.
You suck at summaries, too.
What if Veronica had been raped? But not by Duncan. LoVe. I DONT OWN VERONICA MARS AT ALL! IT ALL BELONGS TO ROB THOMAS! and I am in serious need of reviews. I wont know how to make it better if I don't know what you all want.
We want you to stop. Also, I haven't read the fic, but for some reason I suspect that Veronica's getting over it involves a lot of curative sex with Logan.
Summary: “He watched her at a distance through the visor of his helmet.” It isn’t the skeletons in Weevil’s closet you should worry about it’s the shoebox under his bed. WeeVer just because they’re so cute together.
Either he has literal skeletons (yuck) or a metaphorical shoebox (how does that work?) The rip in the time-space continuum scares me.
Carly Hayes is a freshman at Neptune High, and she’s an old friend of the Echolls Family. Slight AU. Season 2. LoganOC Friendship, LoVe, slight VD, BeaverOC, Ensemble Please R&R
Oh. My. God. Besides, if she's such a good friend of "the family" then Logan is bound to hate her on sight. Come on, she was friends with Trina? With Aaron? Yeah, that's the way to Logan's heart, all right.
Logan's never ending thoughts. One Shot. Slight LoVe. A little VD. Please R&R
You mean the guy is never able to finish his thoughts? Ouch.
This story is completely AU. It starts off with Veronica growing up in Oregon where her BFF Wallace was murdered. Then she moves to Neptune where Logan and Duncan seek Veronica's help for the murder of Lilly. LoVe story.
So basically, you created completely new characters, largely new circumstances, and just gave them fandom names because you wanted people to read your story. Right?
“I’m not dead… Somebody please help me!” “How can I make this okay Logan?”OneShot
"Use punctuation" is a good start.
This story takes place where they left off at the end of Season 1, when there was a knock on the door. Also includes The Prom. Who will she go with, and will her father approve? Spoilers:Season 1. This is my first story, so please be kind. LoVe fanfic.
You, dear author, make me feel bad about being a Logan/Veronica shipper. Please go back to "She is all that" and leave my fandom alone.
Life after Aarons arrest, Has references to LoVe and Duncan finds some love of his own, Prequel to 'The Greatest Love'
But clearly not a prequel to proper capitalization, puncuation and spelling.
After Aaron's trial Logan runs away. Will anyone be able to bring him home. This is a crossover fic with The OC.
Shoot me now. Better yet, shoot the author.
Songfic, Poster GIrl by Backstreet Boys...Weevil and Lilly meeting. Please, please, PLEASE REVIEW!
Songfic with bad spelling? You really don't want my review, dearie.
It's been said that neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in it, and psychiatrists collect the rent. Veronica can't afford the bill, so she learned to cope like everyone else.
*dies*
YET ANOTHER NEW CHAPTER featuring DICK CASABLANCAS is up! I promise a strange, unqique, but exceptionally quick read. You should know the drill by now anyway.
What's "unqique?" Is it related to "modest?"
But I did find a decent fic on ff.net, miracle of miracles: here
Some particularly choice samples behind the cut
Alittle poem... I suck at poetry so be warned this may suck.
You suck at summaries, too.
What if Veronica had been raped? But not by Duncan. LoVe. I DONT OWN VERONICA MARS AT ALL! IT ALL BELONGS TO ROB THOMAS! and I am in serious need of reviews. I wont know how to make it better if I don't know what you all want.
We want you to stop. Also, I haven't read the fic, but for some reason I suspect that Veronica's getting over it involves a lot of curative sex with Logan.
Summary: “He watched her at a distance through the visor of his helmet.” It isn’t the skeletons in Weevil’s closet you should worry about it’s the shoebox under his bed. WeeVer just because they’re so cute together.
Either he has literal skeletons (yuck) or a metaphorical shoebox (how does that work?) The rip in the time-space continuum scares me.
Carly Hayes is a freshman at Neptune High, and she’s an old friend of the Echolls Family. Slight AU. Season 2. LoganOC Friendship, LoVe, slight VD, BeaverOC, Ensemble Please R&R
Oh. My. God. Besides, if she's such a good friend of "the family" then Logan is bound to hate her on sight. Come on, she was friends with Trina? With Aaron? Yeah, that's the way to Logan's heart, all right.
Logan's never ending thoughts. One Shot. Slight LoVe. A little VD. Please R&R
You mean the guy is never able to finish his thoughts? Ouch.
This story is completely AU. It starts off with Veronica growing up in Oregon where her BFF Wallace was murdered. Then she moves to Neptune where Logan and Duncan seek Veronica's help for the murder of Lilly. LoVe story.
So basically, you created completely new characters, largely new circumstances, and just gave them fandom names because you wanted people to read your story. Right?
“I’m not dead… Somebody please help me!” “How can I make this okay Logan?”OneShot
"Use punctuation" is a good start.
This story takes place where they left off at the end of Season 1, when there was a knock on the door. Also includes The Prom. Who will she go with, and will her father approve? Spoilers:Season 1. This is my first story, so please be kind. LoVe fanfic.
You, dear author, make me feel bad about being a Logan/Veronica shipper. Please go back to "She is all that" and leave my fandom alone.
Life after Aarons arrest, Has references to LoVe and Duncan finds some love of his own, Prequel to 'The Greatest Love'
But clearly not a prequel to proper capitalization, puncuation and spelling.
After Aaron's trial Logan runs away. Will anyone be able to bring him home. This is a crossover fic with The OC.
Shoot me now. Better yet, shoot the author.
Songfic, Poster GIrl by Backstreet Boys...Weevil and Lilly meeting. Please, please, PLEASE REVIEW!
Songfic with bad spelling? You really don't want my review, dearie.
It's been said that neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in it, and psychiatrists collect the rent. Veronica can't afford the bill, so she learned to cope like everyone else.
*dies*
YET ANOTHER NEW CHAPTER featuring DICK CASABLANCAS is up! I promise a strange, unqique, but exceptionally quick read. You should know the drill by now anyway.
What's "unqique?" Is it related to "modest?"
But I did find a decent fic on ff.net, miracle of miracles: here
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Date: 2005-10-17 09:24 pm (UTC)And I know in Lord of the Rings fandom, there are Melkor and Sauron Mary Sues.
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Date: 2005-10-17 11:31 pm (UTC)I wonder what people are on when they start writing sometimes.
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Date: 2005-10-17 09:07 pm (UTC)Ack.
And I don't believe you about the decent fic. *staysaway*
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Date: 2005-10-17 09:16 pm (UTC)It's actually not a bad fic: it's the POV of that girl that works in the cafe with Veronica (the one who says "your Dad is hot") and her view on Veronica....
It's not one of the summaries I mocked.
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Date: 2005-10-17 09:56 pm (UTC)I love Lamb. Not as anyone I'd want around, of course, but as a really great to watch character. Love the snark! Hope he never discovers an inner Logan though. I like him unrepentantly bitchy!
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Date: 2005-10-17 10:30 pm (UTC)Seriously, some people's fanfics scare me...
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Date: 2005-10-17 11:25 pm (UTC)I have never seen so many abbreviations in my life.
This is a crossover fic with The OC.
The only way that could get worse is if the characters from One Tree Hill make a cameo. On the plus side, there would be a lot of shirt taking off, but somethings just aren't worth it.
It's been said that neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in it, and psychiatrists collect the rent. Veronica can't afford the bill, so she learned to cope like everyone else.
What with WHAT?
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Date: 2005-10-18 02:39 am (UTC)Yeah, I think the author's brain got abbreviated too!
The only way that could get worse is if the characters from One Tree Hill make a cameo
Now I shall spork myself!