Spartacus: Blood and Naughty Bits?
Mar. 21st, 2010 11:39 pmCame across this Spartacus vid (I cannot stress enough how DEEPLY UNWORKSAFE this is).
You are kidding! I didn't know you were allowed to show that on TV! In a movie-theater it would be NC-17.
Now I am interested.
You are kidding! I didn't know you were allowed to show that on TV! In a movie-theater it would be NC-17.
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Date: 2010-03-22 06:25 am (UTC)That said, Spartacus spends a lot of time, especially in the beginning, being (in my eyes) an obnoxious tool. He does change and it is part of his development but it's still kind of annoying to sit through.
It's interesting, there are a lot of shows where you often wish that characters would get less holy and honorable and less obsessed with sacrificing all and everything. But here you have somebody who actually is all "I don't give a damn about honor or anybody, I will screw over anybody and have no interests other than grabbing my OTP and running off to elsewhere" and rather than appreciating the difference... I really just wanna smack him the head for it constantly. Maybe there are characters who can pull it off but him I just want to slap and yell "Stop thinking about poon and become a heroic leader already!".
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:56 am (UTC)And the sex broke my poor pink brain...
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:43 am (UTC)also starring Xena.
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:58 am (UTC)And it is just as much fun as it sounds!
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Date: 2010-03-22 06:30 am (UTC)And the show just did not have the money to pull off those Thrace scenes believably. A lot of the CGI there is so cringeworthy bad, argh... Better just skip to episode 2 or 3 I say ;)
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:04 am (UTC)As for the NC-17 thing, the delightful thing about pay cable is that they're not constrained by petty R/NC-17 questions. :) I remember an interview w/ True Blood's Alan Ball where he's all :D :D :D about not having to even consider where the line between R and NC-17 are.
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:47 am (UTC)And it is worth it. Very sexy, very violent and Lucy Lawless naked.
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:04 am (UTC)That little clip had more straight and gay sex of every variety in it than I've seen in about 100 hours of anything else that wasn't porn :)
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:07 am (UTC)You see a lot of tits, a lot of ass and some flaccid penis. Along with a lot of humping. And yes, there is serious gay sex in it. The kid even has the pained smile of "I love it. it hurts but I love it" that always goes with realistic anal.
Take my advice with a grain of salt. I write erotica for a side income.
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Date: 2010-03-22 05:34 am (UTC)ORLY?
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Date: 2010-03-22 12:00 pm (UTC)Anal is almost always a little uncomfortable. And it's nice to see acknowledgement that real people (male and female) don't actually have back passages the size of a woman's front (as they often do in porn)
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:49 am (UTC)Apparently, the sex scene in the second episode of Eight Days: Mystery of Jeong Jo Assassination is as graphic as I go. Admittedly, I didn't know they could show that on Korean TV.no subject
Date: 2010-03-22 03:52 am (UTC)OK, I don't mean to sound like a perv but I can't imagine what they'd show in 8 days. The most 'graphic' (and I use this term incredibly loosely) sex scene in a kdrama I've ever seen was in IRIS and all it involved was some horizontal kissing covered under a sheet (and later some vertical kissing under the sam sheet - the horrors!) :)
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:06 am (UTC)I'm on ep 3. I like it, but it's really dense, and assumes a familiarity with the historical figures and events involved. (Much like a US miniseries about Abraham Lincoln's assassination would assume the viewers had a passing familiarity with what happened, and not need it explained.) There's a higher percentage of Bearded Men Politicking than usual (keeping in mind that it's a standard) but also Women Politicking (and being better at it than the men) and it's pretty well acted and made.
The Prince Sado stuff isn't pretty in any version, but is kinda essential to the period.
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:11 am (UTC)Oh, that's going to end well!
I really want to watch 8 Days (short, highly regarded etc) but the denseness is putting me off a bit since all the history of the period I have is from Yi San and Conspiracy in the Court (and I didn't even finish the latter or the former).
I'll see how it goes - I gave up on CitC because all the politics made it impenetrable for a newbie like me (also heroine was a posioner and I have an unreasoning freakout thing about poisoners as opposed to other ways of killing people).
Re: Prince Sado. Yes, but I tried watching Yi San and 8 Days back to back. That was fun :)
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:16 am (UTC)I expect the romance to end in tears. But then, I think they're both fictional, and most of the other characters historical personages, so maybe enough real people are destined awful deaths that they'll escape.
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:20 am (UTC)I didn't really look into them so I didn't realize that they were basically 2 versions of the same story (only 8 Days involved one particular event and Yi San was basically a chronicle of his entire life) so imagine my shock. Fun!
Btw, did you ever watch Yi San? I haven't finished it (it's crazy long) but what I saw I really loved. And the politics is a lot more understandable for a non-Korean because it's not as heavy on it.
But then, I think they're both fictional, and most of the other characters historical personages, so maybe enough real people are destined awful deaths that they'll escape.
That way lies hoping for a happy ending and then weeping horribly when they die anyway. All the Chuno mains are fictional but I am already preparing myself for a mass wake. It's a period drama. Unless it's Daemang, it never ends well.
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Date: 2010-03-22 04:27 am (UTC)Also, Emperor of the Sea gets flak for killing off so many characters, but most of them actually did die similarly to what happens in the show, whereas most of the survivors were fictional inserts they didn't have to kill.
(Mind you, they'll probably still die, but there's logic and precedent involved, here!)
I've seen and enjoyed the first ep of Yi San, but I didn't want to start a long sageuk while I was watching one. Right now, I'm hoping netflix gets it, or DVD prices drop, because I don't think I can watch that much streaming, and don't want to DL something that's licensed.
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Date: 2010-03-22 03:54 am (UTC)I felt like *Peeping Tom* while watching the vid.
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Date: 2010-03-22 06:17 am (UTC)Oddly enough they didn't even include the biggest sex scene so far (a gladiator and a society woman have sex while wearing the masks of Appollo and Aphrodite (I think) while covered in gold paint), nor one of the nicest (Spartacus' future second in command Crixus who has a secret forbidden love with a house slave).
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Date: 2010-03-22 07:05 am (UTC)It feels like Gladiator and Rome have married and Rome has an illicit affair with 300 and their love child is THIS. And while I appreciate Lucy Lawless having regained her figure after having her babies, that were more boobs than I wanted to see of her (or any other female) that involves John Hannah or that guy from ... LOST(???).
Good thing I don't like sandal movies and series (I only sat half-way through Gladiator and that was already a pain), so this one won't be on my TV to watch list.
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Date: 2010-03-22 08:49 am (UTC)It feels so strange to comment in here about actors with only two initials.
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Date: 2010-03-22 09:52 pm (UTC)Plus, what I saw of the depiction of the scociety and life of that time is eally, really NOT realistic. And that is also a no, no... Will just spend time rolling my eyes...
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