Badfic update: Harry Potter
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dangermousieYou get the most interesting stuff if you go to the Harry Potter section and attempt to search for stories with Bill Weasley in them (so yeah, I was looking for a Bill/Fleur fic, what of it? :D)
Some "gems":
This is a cross over of Harry Potter and Pirates Of the Caribbean. Bill has trouble on his hands and the Weasley family could be in danger. Of course with Jack Sparrow on your side, who can stand against you?
Ahhhhgahahahduefhfkfmv hjjj cvmfu *insert incoherent gibbering*
Bill wasn't the first of the Weasley children. Molly and Arthur had a baby girl, but she vanished at the age of two. What happens when they find out she's still alive and still hanging around their house silently? a tad fluffy, R&R if u wish,
Yeah, I guess Weasleys just discover her one morning by tripping over her because after all who can notice one more child in a whole gaggle?
Bill and Fleur's daughter is 10 today, but she never gets a chance to celebrate it. An evil birthday bandit kidnaps her and leaves bill, fleur, harry, hermione, and the rest of the weasleys to save her. CONTAINS HBP SPOILERS! COMPLETE
What more needs be said?
Confessions of Family by Duochan-the-mpregfan
Bill and harry have something to confess to their family.
Yes, it's that a crazed fanfic author has kidnapped them and is forcing them into her insane story. But nice of her to have a name that warns you away. Mpreg? Boy is she in for a surprise when she gets into a real relationship.
After the loss of his girlfriend Fleur, Bill Weasley feels as if he's lost in a world of lovers. He meets a girl, but she's engaged to Charlie. What happens when Bill steals her heart?
How to write a Mary Sue. Alternative One: kill off the girl in a canonical pairing. Then make the other half fight for your Mary Sue with some other canon character you consider cute. Then crawl back under a rock you emerged from.
Maggie and Bill start to find out they like each other, but what happens after she chickens out when he tries to kiss her? It's the end of her seventh year and she doesn't know what to do. But what happens when several years later they meet again?
Alternative Two: just ignore canon. After all, your Mary Sue is better than anything JKR had ever written. Right? Right????
War is a tiring period of time in which little time is left for people to rest. But rare things do come to good people. A small amount of time has been graciously granted to Remus Lupin and Bill Weasley in which an intense discussion ensues. Mild Spoilers
"War is a tiring period of time in which little time is left for people to rest???????" Wow, is that a statement from your third-grade essay? I have no words for such deep philosophy....
A new D.A.D.A teacher, with a past to untangle. But Bill Weasley meets this new teacher. Warning: There is a chapter that has a make out scene, but i'll give a warning first. Cases of jealousy, and humor. Hope you like! Rating may go up for later chapters
Oh yes, we've all been dying for Bill and Umbridge to get together!
When Bill is hurt by a dragon while helping Charlie in Egypt, Fred and George are called on to leave their joke shop and stay with him while Mrs. Weasley is out. Possible twincest and Weasleycest in later chapters
And this is why the HP fandomscars scares me.
Some "gems":
This is a cross over of Harry Potter and Pirates Of the Caribbean. Bill has trouble on his hands and the Weasley family could be in danger. Of course with Jack Sparrow on your side, who can stand against you?
Ahhhhgahahahduefhfkfmv hjjj cvmfu *insert incoherent gibbering*
Bill wasn't the first of the Weasley children. Molly and Arthur had a baby girl, but she vanished at the age of two. What happens when they find out she's still alive and still hanging around their house silently? a tad fluffy, R&R if u wish,
Yeah, I guess Weasleys just discover her one morning by tripping over her because after all who can notice one more child in a whole gaggle?
Bill and Fleur's daughter is 10 today, but she never gets a chance to celebrate it. An evil birthday bandit kidnaps her and leaves bill, fleur, harry, hermione, and the rest of the weasleys to save her. CONTAINS HBP SPOILERS! COMPLETE
What more needs be said?
Confessions of Family by Duochan-the-mpregfan
Bill and harry have something to confess to their family.
Yes, it's that a crazed fanfic author has kidnapped them and is forcing them into her insane story. But nice of her to have a name that warns you away. Mpreg? Boy is she in for a surprise when she gets into a real relationship.
After the loss of his girlfriend Fleur, Bill Weasley feels as if he's lost in a world of lovers. He meets a girl, but she's engaged to Charlie. What happens when Bill steals her heart?
How to write a Mary Sue. Alternative One: kill off the girl in a canonical pairing. Then make the other half fight for your Mary Sue with some other canon character you consider cute. Then crawl back under a rock you emerged from.
Maggie and Bill start to find out they like each other, but what happens after she chickens out when he tries to kiss her? It's the end of her seventh year and she doesn't know what to do. But what happens when several years later they meet again?
Alternative Two: just ignore canon. After all, your Mary Sue is better than anything JKR had ever written. Right? Right????
War is a tiring period of time in which little time is left for people to rest. But rare things do come to good people. A small amount of time has been graciously granted to Remus Lupin and Bill Weasley in which an intense discussion ensues. Mild Spoilers
"War is a tiring period of time in which little time is left for people to rest???????" Wow, is that a statement from your third-grade essay? I have no words for such deep philosophy....
A new D.A.D.A teacher, with a past to untangle. But Bill Weasley meets this new teacher. Warning: There is a chapter that has a make out scene, but i'll give a warning first. Cases of jealousy, and humor. Hope you like! Rating may go up for later chapters
Oh yes, we've all been dying for Bill and Umbridge to get together!
When Bill is hurt by a dragon while helping Charlie in Egypt, Fred and George are called on to leave their joke shop and stay with him while Mrs. Weasley is out. Possible twincest and Weasleycest in later chapters
And this is why the HP fandom
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Date: 2005-09-01 05:05 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-09-01 05:10 pm (UTC)Oh man... wow. Does that fanfic actually try to stipulate that Bill Weasely hooked up with Jack Sparrow and became Bootstrap Bill? That's.... wow.
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Date: 2005-09-01 06:00 pm (UTC)You know, I haven't thought of that horrific possibility, but now that you mention it, I cannot get it out of my head.
Btw, sorry I saw I missed your call last night!
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Date: 2005-09-02 03:36 am (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/users/mctabby/327291.html
Guaranteed to make your sides ache from laughing so hard and your eyeballs bleed from the badness! And I'm not even a Harry Potter fan!
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Date: 2005-09-02 04:19 am (UTC)Am eternally grateful :)
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Date: 2005-09-05 01:25 am (UTC)*iz ded from teh lafftur*
I bet some of those ficcers consider the above to be excellent grammar AND spelling.
Preposterice. *tee hee*
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Date: 2005-09-06 04:57 am (UTC)