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This reviewer bashes Ninja Assassin for little plot and too much gore.

Brb, loling forever.

Awww, honey, when I (and other people) go to see a movie called Ninja Assassin, we know what we want and expect to get - ninjas. assassinating. people. No more. No less. If that delivers, that is all I care about. It's like watching a horror movie and complaining about lack of meaningful romantic relationships and too much gore, or bitching about that scifi movie having too many alien spaceships, or a romantic comedy not talking about starving children in Subsaharan Africa but instead being concerned on when perky girl and emo boy hook up.

That is the whole point. I am sure it's a bad movie. But I don't care in the slightest. Bring on ninjas and assassins.

Date: 2009-11-24 09:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] morwen_peredhil
I want to see this movie so much because I expect it to be exactly what it says on the tin. The only thing better than Ninja Assassin would be Pirate Ninja Assassin in Space.

Date: 2009-11-25 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
It's like GI Joe - I want a dumb violent movie please.

Date: 2009-11-24 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gingifere.livejournal.com
I'm not going to lie, I'm in it for Rain. That and I have a thing for ninja's and assassins and hot man pain, and I expect to get lots of that in this.

Date: 2009-11-25 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Yup, that's me.

Date: 2009-11-24 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uhmbrr.livejournal.com
I'm watching it for Rain. Soley for Rain. And to annoy the theatre audience because every time he will appear, I will scream, "OPPPPPPAAAA!"

Date: 2009-11-25 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I want to go with you, then! We can scream together!

Date: 2009-11-24 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seven-trees.livejournal.com
Gosh, and here I was expecting this movie to win an Oscar.

Date: 2009-11-25 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I know - no scriptwriting award?

Date: 2009-11-25 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seven-trees.livejournal.com
What has the world come to.

Date: 2009-11-24 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sodahands.livejournal.com
Lol at the review(er) being so pretentious.

Date: 2009-11-25 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
She usually is but that really cracked me up.

Date: 2009-11-24 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boycottbananas.livejournal.com
There was a specific reason why I wanted to watch this (other than the fact that it's Rain, ninjas, and assassins) and I can't remember why... oh well. I could watch it by myself it I wanted to, yay! :D

Date: 2009-11-25 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Curious now

Date: 2009-11-25 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishane.livejournal.com
Haha my friend saw it and said it was AMAZING. He loved the fight scenes and calls it one of his new favorite ninja movies. And he's a huge ninja geek.

And he also said the plot was almost non-existent but admits that really wasn't the point of the movie anyways.

So excited to see it!

Date: 2009-11-25 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Yeah - I am not expecting plot. I am expecting hordes of ninjas killing each other.

Date: 2009-11-25 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com
http://www.dramabeans.com/2009/11/cha-in-pyo-heads-new-kbs-drama/

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET DROP OUT PLEEEEEASE DRAMA GODS

Date: 2009-11-25 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I saw that and got ridiculously excited. This sounds very much like my thing anyway and then to have Awesome Assassin Courtesan? Eeek.

Also, I am watching ep 1 of Innocent Love. So enjoyable :)P

Date: 2009-11-25 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com
Roooooofl. And just after our conversation about incest!

Date: 2009-11-25 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I firmly believe her hot brother was adopted. I bet he killed their parents because they stood in the way of true love.

The End.

P.S. This is so enjoyable! She is so saintly!

P.P.S. My stated reason for watching this is because the male lead is hot. Thus, no matter what, I will be satisfied with this drama as long as he doesn't get plastic surgery.

Date: 2009-11-25 07:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com
HE HAS THE BEST. SMILE. EVER. It starts out looking so cheesy and fake (that big grin) but before long you realize it's the actor's actual smile and it becomes SO CUTE.

Date: 2009-11-25 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
He does - he looks so very sweet when he smiles.

Date: 2009-11-25 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishane.livejournal.com
WAIT. So was he in love with her? I need to find spoilers to see how this drama ends because I'm never gonna finish it.

Date: 2009-11-25 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkeyedwolf.livejournal.com
He never admitted it, but it was almost screamingly obvious.

I did recap posts if you really don't mind spoilers. *g*

Date: 2009-11-28 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mishane.livejournal.com
Ooooh, I'd like. Do you have tags for them?

Date: 2009-11-25 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bae-mac.livejournal.com
LAUGHING MY CUTE ASS OFF! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

I'm in this all for the gore and uhh...I believe there's this guy named RAIN in this movie,right?

hahaha! My friend who saw this movie already warned that IT REALLY is GORY!

Bring it on! :P

Date: 2009-11-25 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
I love gory movies. yay!

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