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Aug. 9th, 2005 08:09 pm
dangermousie: (Michael & Maria (by soopie))
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I am watching the Tess-intro ep, and I am sorry to report, [livejournal.com profile] thelana that I loathe her already and she hasn't even put any moves on Max. It's the face and the voice and the mannerisms. Sort of low-class, vulgar version of Valley Girl. Ugh. It will be fun to hate her.

On an unrelated note (except in terms of annoyance), how about this phrase?

Ariane parted her legs, feeling the velvety tip of his hardened shft tease against her feminine core.

This is from a PUBLISHED novel, one I was trying to read. If I read this in fanfic, I'd just laugh, but in a book that someone paid money for? Mind boggles. Who did the author sleep with to get this published, I want to know...

Date: 2005-08-10 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crumpeteer.livejournal.com
I've found that only about half of the books I've read with sex scenes have been sexy rather than inadvertantly funny. It's a fine, delicate line that authors seem to not be able to find every often.

Date: 2005-08-10 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
This author clearly lost it.

Date: 2005-08-10 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterspel.livejournal.com
velvety tip...feminine core...

*fit of giggles*

Seriously...VELVETY?!

I hated Tess, too. Amazingly, I don't hate Emilie de Ravin, who's quite good on Lost. But I couldn't stand her on Beastmaster and Roswell.

Date: 2005-08-10 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
Yup, velvety. Ugh.

Tess? She just rubs me the wrong wrong WRONG way!

Date: 2005-08-10 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaseido.livejournal.com
Speaking as a guy, it's only "velvety" if unwholesome things are growing on it.... :P

Date: 2005-08-10 02:04 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-08-10 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterspel.livejournal.com

Well, this is along the lines of what I was thinking. I haven't met a velvety one yet. Now I'm creeping myself out.

Date: 2005-08-10 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
OK, now I have nasty images of fuzz in my head. Ugh.

Date: 2005-08-10 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelana.livejournal.com
Well, I predict that season 2 will be exquisite torture for you :)

Date: 2005-08-10 07:20 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-08-10 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linaerys.livejournal.com
Who did the author sleep with to get this published, I want to know...

No one. Ever. If she'd ever actually had sex, she'd know a little more about it. I hope.

Date: 2005-08-10 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dangermousie.livejournal.com
But maybe she likes guys with venerial deseases. It seems she just read some really bad romance novels and mushed all the cliches together.

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