My Eyes! My Eyes! The Golden Globes Edition

[dangermousie]

What on earth is Renee Zellweger wearing?



I don't even have to snark, the outfit speaks for itself.

Comments

[animeshon.livejournal.com]

Gah! Seriously. Does no one tell them?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Maybe too much botox affected her hearing.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Who hasn't gone out of the house and forgotten their top?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Maybe she could only afford half a dress?

[thinking-lotus.livejournal.com]

it's her hair that scares ME.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I think it's about to eat her face!

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

WHAT.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

PUT A SHIRT ON, RENEE.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Or at least a matching bra!

[grace-om.livejournal.com]

And she's another one with way too much filler in her face :-( She used to be such a fresh-faced *natural* looking beauty. Makes me even sadder than the dress (which can and should be burned!).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yeah...she looks so odd now.

[lazypadawan.livejournal.com]

She must've gotten a referral from the equally Botoxed Nicole Kidman after they did Cold Mountain together.

[kathputli-girl.livejournal.com]

Phhht, she could have at least put on a black bra so it didn't look so accidental! Clearly she is trying to show off her figure but the dress totally detracts from it!
Biff.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

It makes her look like a stripper. A stripper who is shaped like a square.

[morwen_peredhil]

What on earth is Renee Zellweger wearing?

A cry for help, apparently.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Alas, it is probably too late...

[lazypadawan.livejournal.com]

Ah, so this is the reason why they created the Go Fug Yourself website.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL. So true!

[uisceros.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing when I saw it. Just... why? She kinda looks like a really slutty Morticia Addams (I think of the strangest comparisons, don't I?)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

[bae-mac.livejournal.com]

LMAO! DOesn't she have friends or anyone who should have told her that she's a walking fashion faux pas?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Clearly her friends are as blind as she is!

[ilonga.livejournal.com]

I kind of like the skirt...

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Just as well as top part of outfit is nonexistent :)

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

If she had just worn a black silk camisole with spaghetti straps underneath it, the dress would have been stunning.
The top is obviously darker and not that sheer when not 100s of flashbulbs go off.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, white bra was not the best idea...

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

That's even more horrific than the fungus the Korean actress was wearing a few posts ago

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I am impressed she beat that high standard!

[kitkat-cat.livejournal.com]

The Hair! Gasp!
The chicken fillets making her look like a boobless wonder! Double Gasp!
The fish tail of a dress! Treble Gasp!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Just...no words.

[december-clouds.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Eeek.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yup. Am still blinded

[prettierdanpink.livejournal.com]

OH MY. everything looks wrong to me!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heee. yes