Horrifying Bollywood fashion strikes once again!

[dangermousie]

Now, I am looking forward to the revenge/romance flick Gajini but what the hell is Aamir Khan wearing?



There are so many wrong things with his outfit, I don't know where to start? With the bare chest/unbuttoned shirt and yet ropey scarf combo? With the fact that he is wearing a fully unbuttoned circus shirt and business suit pants of dove grey? Where, where, where do I start?

Perhaps his revenge is on his fashion consultant.

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[fivil.livejournal.com]

All the song promos for Ghajini make me cringe. WTF! But the other trailers look nice and promising. :)

(If you want to see the original Tamil film with Surya and Asin, it's on youtube with English subs. part 1)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link! The outfits are pretty...traumatizing for Gajini but oh well...

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Yet those business pants seem to have been made for a much larger man. And what the hell with the ropey scarves? They look like a.) they might be strangling him and b.) he's wearing a backpack. Did they just go through a markdown bin at Dillard's for the wardrobe?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

b.) he's wearing a backpack

Or maybe the end of a parachute? Did he just buy his clothes at the blind designers' auction and parachuted straight into the desert that nobody might see him?

He seems found of that hideous combo though. Brace yourself:

<lj user="shewhohashope"> linked me to this travesty

[faithhopetricks.livejournal.com]

DEAR GOD.

Re: <lj user="shewhohashope"> linked me to this travesty

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Well, as shewhohashope pointed out, at least the hair is nice. Imagine all this plus hair from first half of Fanaa!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

What the hell?! Did they just find a piece of crepe and drape it around his neck?

Designer #1- "It needs something."
Designer #2- "I've got this wrap that came with an evening gown."
Designer #1- "Perfect!"
Designer #2- "I don't know, it still needs something."
Designer #1- "I know, I'll put him in this shiny red blouse of my wife's. We'll pop the collar so it will look more manly."
Designer #2- "BRILLIANT!"

[shewhohashope.livejournal.com]

There is NOTHING WRONG with his unbuttoned shirt. You are interrogating this from the wrong perspective, clearly.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Aamir chest is always a welcome sight. But in such a combo? He would have been better off just going naked :)

[shewhohashope.livejournal.com]

But... his hair is nice. Can't we be grateful for that?

The only real problem is the rope-y thing, and the shirt is a bit odd.

And the bottom half is slightly businessy.

Okay, fine. you're right.

[faithhopetricks.livejournal.com]

And the BROGUES, dude. In the DESERT!

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

Errr, since when does Aamir sneak into Salman's gym and has ABS????
First Hrthik, then Shah Rukh and now Aamir... Sallu what are you up to???

But yeah, Gajini is the revenge on good fashion sense of the audience ... good Lord!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I don't know who they got to design these clothes but I have a sick curiousity as to how he/she dresses in real life!

[aliterati.livejournal.com]

Okay, outfit: terrible, but yay for Aamir looking great again after the haggard monstrosity that was Fanaa!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

But is it too much to ask to have him look good and wear clothes not designed by the blind at the same time? :)

[queenofthorns.livejournal.com]

Shirt? What shirt? I'm looking at the other parts :D

Also, remember his crazy moustache in "Mangal Pandey"? Yeah? :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I thought I managed to supress the mustache!

[kathputli-girl.livejournal.com]

EEgads! Well, clearly they are hoping to distract you off the hideous outfit by exposing his rather appealing nipples. ;) Well heck that's where MY eye went first. Hahah! Oh man. This outfit is so bad I feel dizzy.
Plus plus, it doesn't even match what the girl is wearing!! Holy Beans.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Nipples might be OK but what's not covering them is horrific. Made me temporarily blind probably :)

[angerfish.livejournal.com]

Wow epic post is epic.

Love the music from Ghajini, have faith in Aamir movies for the most part.

But dear god, the clothes. The clothes. DDD:

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I have no idea how many drugs the designer was on, but it must have been lots!

[autumn-yaar.livejournal.com]

Ohh, but her outfit is nice msA. :p

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

True, true. Asin is so beautiful, in general!

[carviangli.livejournal.com]

Well...he has a nice body so I'm not complaining! I've seen worse in bollywood ;p

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL. True.