Oh SMeyer, I love you!

[dangermousie]

More hilarious Twilight spoilers:

http://community.livejournal.com/sortofbeautiful/545498.html

This is GOLD.

Though, tsk-tsk, Edward, . How can a good conservative wait until marriage even if it takes me a 100+ years boy, want an abortion? Just because he is worried his spawn will eat his wife from the inside???

Heeeee.

Comments

[boycottbananas.livejournal.com]

I can imagine the kid being all emo and saying 'My parents named me after a legendary monster from Scotland'. Or wherever.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Wow. It is more and more wrong. And absurd. And...I'm sorry, how did this get published again?

[lydzi.livejournal.com]

I wonder the same.It's a total mystery of the universe. I still can't believe they'll make a movie out of this o_O.

[tatterpunk.livejournal.com]

*sigh* It's the plight of vamp fiction everywhere -- it starts of fun (if usually trashy) and dissolves into pure crazy.

SMeyer, Anne Rice, LK Hamilton, even Robin McKinley around the edges... I see a trend, is all.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

She drugged the publisher?

[kitsune714.livejournal.com]

Just because he is worried his spawn will eat his wife from the inside???

...WHAT.

*facepalm*

Having not really read the Twilight series (other than the wikipedia summaries because hey, CURIOSITY), I think it's safe to say I won't be starting them anytime soon.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

You are not missing anything, trust me.

[eccequambonum.livejournal.com]

::head --> wall:: repeat infinitum

seriously. SMeyer is really 12 years old, right?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

She has to be...

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

"underneath her shell pink lips was a full set of glowing pearly white teeth"

OMG EW EW EW EWWWWWWWW.

I don't even have a more coherent reaction than that. Too disgusting. That sounds like something out of a really ridiculous horror movie. How can this even possibly be true? It's nauseating.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

PS: RENESMEE. WHAT.

This stuff has to be made up.

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

.....Aaaaand it's really not made up, unless this is one of the greatest fandom hoaxes of all time.

Sorry for spamming you! :D *headdesks*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I am so excited over all this nuttiness!

[seven-trees.livejournal.com]

I wonder if they're going to make BD into a movie. Could you imagine those poor actors playing those scenes out in front of the crew members? OH THE EMBARRASSMENT.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh God, that would be priceless!

[akathesia.livejournal.com]

I can't work out what would be more awesome. If this is the most brilliant fandom hoax of all time or if it is REAL!
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I'll still read the moronic trash though ;)

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

If it was a hoax, that person is super-brilliant, but if it's real...even better. Oh, the wank!

[prettierdanpink.livejournal.com]

ROFL ROFL :)) I can't imagine the BD movie DDD:

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

It will be glorious.