Oh Baby, brace for the badfic!
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dangermousieAs apologies to all the non-Bollywood people on my flist, I bring you the ultimate in badfic summaries! These have been taken from...brace yourselves...The Bible section. Yes Indeedy! Ohhh...this is like shooting ducks in a barrel.
With prophetic wars about to send the Earth crumbling, it is put on a young girl to befriend Satan himself. If she cannot complete her mission, then the Holy War that will end all Holy Wars will happen. And no one in Heaven or Hell besides Satan wants tha
It is a Satan Mary Sue. Now I have seen everything. The sad thing is you can't wish the author in hell because that's precisely where she'd like to be.
Lucifer has a run in short of the almighty himself, what is Lucifer's game and how will the almighty react! This is going in a whole new direction may be slashy may be not...plz review anyway! x
Satan/God slash? I take the previous comment back. Now I have seen everything.
The story of Job, Omnyficationized! Oneshot humor story.
And then his wife died, OMG so funny! And then his children all died too, LOLZ...and then he got mortally sick, oh I can't stand the hilarity!
Satan's story. Please read disclaimer before reading story and don't read if there's a chance this could offend you. This is NOT proSatan by ANY means. So if you're proSatan, you won't want to read this, either.
So you mean there won't be any Satan slash?
I don't often dedicate poems to people, but I was rather inspired after reading Xtians Suck's review of Love is Pain. First person poetry of a man and his friend who eat from the table of truth. Concerning hypocrisy, pride, and most of all purposeful igno
And lo, he shalt blast the mean flamer by writing a fic dedicated entirely to bashing him. And lo, all shall be good!
This is what I think about God. Second poem: Why I said goodbye. Third poem is a reply to xXxkIkOkeNxXx!
Apparently, the previous author has started a trend...
Not feeling hatred is normal, right? My first attempt at posting poetry. Rated for things only Jr. High'd probably understand.
For we of the Jr. High are like...so...like...deep. OMG!!!!1111
Gabriel and Raphael talk about two certain demons. AsmodeusRaphael and LuciferGabriel SLASH!
And then the author was cast into a pit of wailing demons until he was released by Satan's Mary Sue and forced to write poems rebutting anti-Christian flamers. And his torment was complete...
I'm writing a story about the birth of two angels. The two, different like water and fire. Oh and also, Satan has declared war to God (through e-mail, yeah). Please R&R! (Third genre: humor)
Satan: I shall send thee viruses and spam
God: But I have updated my anti-virus software. And Gabriel installed a pop-up blocker on the heavenly computer.
Satan: *cries, finds Mary Sue to comfort him*
These are all the poems that I have written in love for Jesus. I hope you enjoy it! But, most of it is symbolism, so if you don't understand it, don't worry. Also some of them might be songs, sorry you won't be able to hear the tune and all.
I need to add nothing to this.
Feeling betrayed and lost? No friends to give you comfort, for they have all fled and backstabbed you? Remember...you will always have A Friend...always...
And that friend is the fact that one of these days you will leave Junior High and have a life...
With prophetic wars about to send the Earth crumbling, it is put on a young girl to befriend Satan himself. If she cannot complete her mission, then the Holy War that will end all Holy Wars will happen. And no one in Heaven or Hell besides Satan wants tha
It is a Satan Mary Sue. Now I have seen everything. The sad thing is you can't wish the author in hell because that's precisely where she'd like to be.
Lucifer has a run in short of the almighty himself, what is Lucifer's game and how will the almighty react! This is going in a whole new direction may be slashy may be not...plz review anyway! x
Satan/God slash? I take the previous comment back. Now I have seen everything.
The story of Job, Omnyficationized! Oneshot humor story.
And then his wife died, OMG so funny! And then his children all died too, LOLZ...and then he got mortally sick, oh I can't stand the hilarity!
Satan's story. Please read disclaimer before reading story and don't read if there's a chance this could offend you. This is NOT proSatan by ANY means. So if you're proSatan, you won't want to read this, either.
So you mean there won't be any Satan slash?
I don't often dedicate poems to people, but I was rather inspired after reading Xtians Suck's review of Love is Pain. First person poetry of a man and his friend who eat from the table of truth. Concerning hypocrisy, pride, and most of all purposeful igno
And lo, he shalt blast the mean flamer by writing a fic dedicated entirely to bashing him. And lo, all shall be good!
This is what I think about God. Second poem: Why I said goodbye. Third poem is a reply to xXxkIkOkeNxXx!
Apparently, the previous author has started a trend...
Not feeling hatred is normal, right? My first attempt at posting poetry. Rated for things only Jr. High'd probably understand.
For we of the Jr. High are like...so...like...deep. OMG!!!!1111
Gabriel and Raphael talk about two certain demons. AsmodeusRaphael and LuciferGabriel SLASH!
And then the author was cast into a pit of wailing demons until he was released by Satan's Mary Sue and forced to write poems rebutting anti-Christian flamers. And his torment was complete...
I'm writing a story about the birth of two angels. The two, different like water and fire. Oh and also, Satan has declared war to God (through e-mail, yeah). Please R&R! (Third genre: humor)
Satan: I shall send thee viruses and spam
God: But I have updated my anti-virus software. And Gabriel installed a pop-up blocker on the heavenly computer.
Satan: *cries, finds Mary Sue to comfort him*
These are all the poems that I have written in love for Jesus. I hope you enjoy it! But, most of it is symbolism, so if you don't understand it, don't worry. Also some of them might be songs, sorry you won't be able to hear the tune and all.
I need to add nothing to this.
Feeling betrayed and lost? No friends to give you comfort, for they have all fled and backstabbed you? Remember...you will always have A Friend...always...
And that friend is the fact that one of these days you will leave Junior High and have a life...
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Date: 2005-06-27 11:01 pm (UTC)Apparently the writer hasn't heard of the vicious flame war Satan and God have been conducting on Celestial Beings Forum.
First person poetry of a man and his friend who eat from the table of truth.
And choke.
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Date: 2005-06-27 11:03 pm (UTC)*dies*
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Date: 2005-06-27 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-27 11:55 pm (UTC)>>Satan/God slash?
Sounds awesome!
>>And then his wife died, OMG so funny! And then his children all died too, LOLZ...and then he got mortally sick, oh I can't stand the hilarity!
Hahah. Yes, I've no idea how Job could be funny... but be happy there's no slash in it!
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Date: 2005-06-28 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 12:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 02:36 am (UTC)It's true. The Endtimes are upon us!
::Forgive them, Father, for they are fangirls and they know not what they do.::
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Date: 2005-06-28 03:01 am (UTC)You haven't read much published fantasy involving Satan as a character then, have you?
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Date: 2005-06-28 04:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 04:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 07:15 am (UTC)Neil Gaiman's Sandman series
Terry Pratchett's Good Omens
Not to mention movies like Devil's Advocate with Keanu Reeves and Al Pacino.
It's not that unheard of :) I recently read a like 50 pages humorous poem by a female author from the late 1800s dealing with the Lilith/Adam/Eve story that portrays Lilith as the cool feministic one and Eve as the braindead spoiler in the relationship.
I just wish people would stop pretending that The Bible is the source of their fanfiction. Because doh, characterization is beyond paper thin for most stories. If anything people's stories are based on the folklore around the Bible, largely influenced by other books and movies, I presume.
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Date: 2005-06-28 02:11 pm (UTC)The people who write on ff.net really aren't good at making distinctions.
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Date: 2005-06-28 03:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 03:29 pm (UTC)"For Love of Evil" by Piers Anthony.
Seriously.
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Date: 2005-06-28 03:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-28 04:14 pm (UTC)In "Being a Green Mother," a second beautiful woman joins the first. So Satan ends up having two women to keep him... er... "sheathed." Yes, I'm not kidding.
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Date: 2005-06-28 04:19 pm (UTC)Well, they did talk about Tomoe being a "sheath" for Kenshin in RK, which made me cringe aplenty, but I never thought the same would apply to Satan :P
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Date: 2005-06-28 10:32 pm (UTC)The internet is a bad, bad place.
Nice icon btw :)
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Date: 2005-06-28 11:32 pm (UTC)Is that sort of what we're talking about here? Or was I reading sexual innuendo where there wasn't any? That's entirely possible - happens when you read as much Shakespeare as I do.
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Date: 2005-12-05 11:00 pm (UTC)Argh!!!! :P
You just made my night!
Date: 2005-12-30 04:43 am (UTC)Mind if I friend you, oh wise and hilarious one? ;-)
Re: You just made my night!
Date: 2006-01-03 09:59 am (UTC)Friended you bac. Sorry didn't so it sooner but was travelling.
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Date: 2006-11-10 05:52 pm (UTC)God: But I have updated my anti-virus software. And Gabriel installed a pop-up blocker on the heavenly computer.
*DED*
rofl. :D
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Date: 2006-11-10 07:27 pm (UTC)