I am in love with Fandom Wank

[dangermousie]

I.e. a community that mocks some really bizarre flame wars on lj and elsewhere.

Here is a choice selection of dumb comments and resulting flames.

Re: Someone posting Jesus/Lucifer slash PWP on FF.net and the resulting scariness. A personal favorite.

Re: You evil badfic critics, you have destroyed my friend's will to live!

Re: Duran Duran fan staging a mock wedding with stuffed animals

Re: Dom Mognahan of LOTR and LOST kissing some guy and "he is NOT hot because I say so" discussion

Re: Psycho chick on IMDB discussing how Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom never dated in a Tom Cruise thread

Re: An "Elijah Wood is Gay" forum (?????!!!!!ROFL) bashing Mormons as Teh Evil

Re: Harry Potter fanfic "sodomy"

If you need me, I'll be in the back, making my tinfoil hat and writing a love letter to Bigfoot.

Comments

[ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com]

Wow. And I thought I had no life.
Why sit in the back? We need room to spread out the tinfoil in the front, and leg space. I need legspace to stimulate my creative genius for love letters.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL. You get the tinfoil and I'll hunt down my binoculars. That way we have them handy to spot Elvis.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

People just lose at the internet, that's all. And it's hilarious to watch. I love the crazed conspiracy theorist who seemed to not have anything other to do than pretend that it was all PR in her head. And the anti-religion guy cracked me up. Defensive much? The sheer stupidity of some of these people is mind boggling.

[scottishlass.livejournal.com]

You.Are.Evil. :)
To paraphrase Will Shatner, these kids need to get a life!

[ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I have really nice binoculars. They're for Africa, but I'm sure they'll doublt as Elvis-spotting binoculars. They should really create a pair of those. Specially engineered so you see dead people. I'd buy some.

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Yay! Fandom Wank! My second home after El-Jay! I come for the wanks involving icons, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, and such :)

Are you on Journalfen?

[katranna.livejournal.com]

Jesus/Lucifer slash? That sounds like a terrific idea! Is the fic any good?

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

That fic is linked/exerpted in that link I provided. Sad to say, if the Christians are right, the author is going to be going to hell not just for blasphem but for horribly poor writing.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

No, but I go over to fandom wank when I am in need of a good laugh.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeee...

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Personally, I am rather "fond" of the Duran Duran lady...