My reasons for putting up with Smallville

[dangermousie]

Why do I enjoy the not-so-great show that is Smallville? It's simple. I am shallow.

Very yummy pic-spam behind the cut.



Who cares about brains with looks like these?


Taking the term "jailbait" literally:


Rentboy!Clark:


E.T., phone home. Lex is waiting:


The phone sex must have been gooooood:


Clark has been eating his alien Wheaties:


Wow, Clark! You can read?


Mmmm, who knew Clark and Lex were into kink?


Sexy Lexy showing off his style, with the shirt to match his boyfriend's lipstick:


Not only that, apparently he color-coordinated his whole house. That's devotion:


That's a bit kinkier than I would have expected:


Ohhhh, poor woobie:


This shirt is entirely NOT my style. And it's wrinkled!


Dad, I only like doing this with Clark!


Sorry, son, you can't marry Clark. He is so dreadfully hickish:


Never fear, Lex! I shall fight my horror of tacky jewelry to rescue you!


Thank you for rescuing me. It was horrible! I couldn't even wear my cufflinks in there!


Clark is distraught at being late for the wedding:


But that's all right. Lex will enjoy cleaning off the grime:


Clark and Lex look into adoption:



Seriously, why does Lana get the hot ones? Come on!




Whitney the not-too-bad: