Smallville: I love my alien gay son.

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aliterati and I had a great time tonight watching the rest of Season 1 (well, actually just the Lex and Clark/Lex parts) and some of S3 (actually, just the Clark/Lex parts). Don't have S2...

Heee. The slash gets better and better. Never seen a show more canonically slash OTP heee.

At one point we were laughing and awwing and giggling so loudly, Husband said he could hear us down the hall (in case you are wondering which scene elicited it, it was the season finale for S1 when Lex is tying Clark's tie. There is Clark in the barn, trying to get the tie on and all and she just goes "wouldn't it be great if Lex walked in"...and he does. And he offers to tie his tie. Heeee. The competition for the slashiest episode is, if you'll pardon the pun, stiff. Could it be the Season Finale, with the tie-tying and Lex telling Clark the truth about looking for alien stuff (OK, Lex tells Clark the truth, I wish Clark would reciprocate), and going ballistic when Nixon tries to attack the Kents? Could it be Shimmer? Could it be the ep where thugs terrorize Luthor's house and Clark and Lex end up saving each other, or the one where Lex is kidnapped and Clark goes nuts trying to find and save him? Could it be the ep where Lex contemplates leaving Metropolis but then exchanges long long ardent gazes with Clark and he leaves him his sword, which Clark ends up (I am not making this up) stroking up and down? Could it be the S3's ep "Phoenix" where Lex shows up back from the dead (or at least malarial on a horrid deserted island) at Clark's place with the line (quoted verbatim) "Three months on a deserted island was almost worth it to see the look on your face right now." and they hug like crazy and Clark grins (poor Clark, he only has two expressions, the grin and the pout. But oh baby, I wouldn't kick him out of bed). Or the ep whose name I can't remember but which has Clark gaze at Lex in worshipful adoration that made me and aliterati clutch each other. Or "Nicodemus," where there is an evil plant on a rampage and plenty of soulful angsty gazing, not to mention the plant doesn't just turn Jonathan evil, but also apparently gay as he ends up checking Lex out (and who could blame him). Apparently evil stuff not only makes you evil, it also gives you an opposing sexual orientation (see Clark being evil and straight in the beginning of S3).

Though so far, my money is on the last ep we got to which was "Shattered." Good God, the OTPiness was through the roof and the slash meter was broken, what with Lex slowly going mad and running to Clark to hide in his barn and Clark breaking into Lex's house to get the evidence Lex needed, and then the bit where Lex is crooning to a baby he imagines (Clark and Lex would make lovely adoptive parents, heee) and Clark backing up Lex and going against his parents, walking away with Lex, and despite clear evidence something really is off with Lex. And then hiding him again, and going around and having his back (heee) throughout the whole ep no matter how erratic Lex gets. And then Lex shooting Edge who was beating up Clark and then losing it to his paranoid delusions and trying to shoot Clark too, and even after all of that, Clark uses his superspeed to get lex out of the way of the speeding car and breaks the car front, revealing his true nature to Lex. Alas, he then (understandably) disappears, considering Lex almost shot him and he didn't know evil medics were coming, and Lex ends up screaming Clark's name. Slashiness, thy name is Smallville. And considering this is also the ep where Lana (who as usual has so much make-up, he face must peel off) gets trampled by a horse, this is in the running for best Smallville ep ever.

Lex continues to be well...fabulous. And of so very very sexy and bi. I don't know why I find him so hot because I generally prefer hair. Must be the manner or something. He also seems to be addicted to purple. Clark on the other hand? Is so very gay that he is moving to San Francisco when the show is over. And he is so very gorgeous and kind, though he is so very dumb. aliterati compared him to a puppy. He is also cuter evil actually, and has a better haircut and better acting skills. I also like Lex's evil evil father who is so stylish and fucks with Lex's head and likes playing with Lex's balls. Billiard balls, that is. And Clark's Dad annoys the heck out of me. Judgmental, and full of platitudes and likes plaid. But oh, never has a show this bad (seriously, seriously bad. It ain't winning any Emmies for a reason) amused me so prodigiously.