Further Badfic summaries
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dangermousieI bring you more "gems" of fic summaries from ff.net. This time the victims are Battlestar Galactica, Roswell and Veronica Mars. We find out that capslock and space key are elusive, that Mary Sues like foursomes, that karaoke will win true love, and that some things are so nice, they should be retold twice.
BSG
All three Scifi friday shows wrapped up in one convenient little package. Aren't I nice? Special Feature! Once more... With Engrish! You know, you only have yourselves to blame for this.
Ummm. Shouldn't a summary have something to do with mentioning the plot or premise of the story?
picks up after Death is foreplay. which is on my LJ site continuation of stinger stories. Is told from Apollo's Pov and then one of my characters. includes KaraDeeLeeStinger and other. reveiws sought after
Oh, please tell me this is a foursome involving a Sue of indeterminate gender. Please!
if captain taylor lives ...AU. Some apollostarbuck. Reviews welcomed, accepted and appreciated.
Capitalization is apparently not as appreciated. Who is Captain Taylor, btw?
post pegasus speculation. Captain Taylor trying to figure Apollo out. short and sweet kindareviews very very welcome.
I am beginning to think Captain Taylor is the one who stole capital letters and hid it in the kindareviews.
compiled the peices of this story, did a minor rewriterevision. Nothing big changed just little housekeeping items. Please comment i love it, helps me clear the haze. bleh the 'e' key has been naughty again my apologies for the abundance of blonde and
And e.e. cummings saw this and wept.
The Cylons are coming but what if the Colonials know? A short AU that doth pleaseth me. An addendum added. Just for the hell of it.
It might be pseudo-Shekesperean, but my annoyance is real.
Kara gets the chance to prove her mother wrong. A fluff story, hehePlease R&R..OMG.ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 12 WEEKS NOT 20! sorry bout the typo.
Oh, yay! "My abuser loves me!" Just the story I need.
FINISHED! What if Starbuck and Helo’s first meeting with the Human Resistance on Caprica ended in blood? What if there was no reason to stay on Caprica any longer than necessary? KaraLee
Oh, how I wish this really happened.Die, Cardboard Anders, die!
Inquiry of Captain Lee Adama…When Jennifer Evans died aboard the Rising Star last week, she left behind a note and an 18 month old little girl. Her letter indicated that Lee Adama was the father of her child.
A Mary Sue! At least this one is dead!
Getting her to say those three little words was like pulling teeth.
What words would that be? "Frack you, Adama" is my guess.
Starbuck is trapped beneath a layer of snow and icecan Apollo keep her going until her damaged viper can be freed from its icy prison?
What is "icecan Apollo?" Is the CAG a giant Pepsi?
lee's emotionsthoughts after Kara jumps for Caprica
He is worried about his "space" key.
What happens when you're so bored you don't know what to do?
You write this fic.
The cheif's dreams have been interesting lately. PLEASE r and r
He dreams the impossible dream of people finally spelling his rank correctly.
Just something that popped into my head. hinty at leekara, but not really anything. Something about what the people on galactica do in thier free time. please r&r. if u didn't notice, i upped the rating, cuz this story seems to have a life of it's own. bu
This beauty speaks for itself.
Long awaited sequel to 'Kobol's Destiny'. When Earth's culture collides with that of the Colonies, bad things could happen.
Long awaited? Authorial hubris much?
Trey's back with a whole new mission...he has to locate his little sister who hitched a ride into the past.His best friend C&CD's daughterdecides to help. But the unexpected happens&Ciana starts to vanish!Trey's mission is clear: get C&CD together all cos
And this relates to BSG how? But then it doesn't relate to sense much either.
Roswell
Michael is being abused at home continually by Hank, to the point of the beatings being dangerous, and his friends have just found out. What can Max and the gang do to help, and how will they help Michael accept the help?
This sounds like it could be an interesting plot. Oh, wait. It was. Episode "Independence Day." I know fanfic is derivative, but isn't it taking the principle too far?
Liz's life was going well, she finally made the cheerleading team, her crush was finally noticing her, and for once her overprotective brother and nosy best friend approved yep life was good. But when Max Evans' family decides to up and move to Roswell,
There's AU, and there's "what do these have in common with the original characters?"
This is a Rebel fanfic, pg-13 for some scenes, What if Tess got fed up with trying to talk to Max, so she sings him a song at a talent show.
And then Max ran so fast and so far, Roswell never heard of him again.
Max and Liz are now married and they have two kids, what happens when the kids uncles tells the eldest one all about Halloween, the night before the adults leave for a party? Humor Ensured.Completed.
On the list of life-changing revelations, Halloween ranks somewhere between "apples grow on trees" and "Mommy paints her fingernails sometimes." And of course, even with "humor ensured," spaces between words aren't.
I always thought Liz is the only one who can heal him from the White room trauma and Max is the only one who can make Liz realize that she is not a Martyr. I also always wanted to see Alien Zan inside Max. So I’m going to write this fan fiction. It is set
Liz is a devout Catholic who dies for her faith? Hmmm, how could I have missed it? Also, word limit is your friend.
Liz, feeling she couldn’t handle all the alien stress left Roswell and when she did Max and Tess fell in love and they are blissfully happy. They are married and have a newborn son named Zan. Tess never killed Alex and she is not evil although in my mind
Ummmm, ummmmm, considering you changed everything about the premise, why is it still Roswell? Also, word limit. How hard is it to read the FAQ?
Michael and Maria finnally have a healthy relationship. But when Michael is forced to pick between his home planet and Maria what will he pick?
Once again, great story. Could be moving, angsty, romantic. In fact, it's so good, the show already did it. Called "Departure."
Love is never easy in Hollywood as the stars find out the hard way. Set in modern day time, Max Evans is the new star of the latest movie Carpool while Liz Parker is just a small town girl. Will love ever go their way? What will Hollywood say? Please R&R!
And then Max jumped on the sofa to proclaim his love and Liz converted to Alientology. And all was happy in Tinseltown.
Liz is a really popular gal when she falls in love with a guy named Ace..who dies very mysteriously leavin Liz heart broken when she begins to move on with her life she comes face to face with Max only to find Max looks exactly like Ace..
Seriously, does this person watch too much Bollywood, or is it just me? Also, Ace is about the lamest name i've ever heard. Well, with the exception of Ichabod.
Take a look into the lives of one pop supergoddess and her sweet cutiepie of a guitarist as they come back home. Maria and Alex never did get the love they deserved from Michael and Isabel, and they left Roswell together. Now, they are back...
Hee. Heee. Heeeee.
The aliens grew up in Capeside and not Roswell! What happens when Joey gets shot and Max saves her? Not like Roswell there are more twists and surprises in store! Full summary inside. r&r please!
Joey/Max? A Dawson's Creek cross-over. Just when you think it can't get worse...
Veronica Mars
It's a Veronica Mars meets My So called life slasher. The story is a blend to do justice to both pieces of work. It's LoVe but as you know there's some VD mixed in. Please review.
I am really unclear on the concept, as both of the couples mentioned are het. Also, VD? Skin cream might help.
This story takes place where they left off at the end of Season 1, when there was a knock on the door. Also includes The Prom. Who will she go with, and will her father approve? Spoilers:Season 1. This is my first story. LoVe fanfic. Complete.
Veronica Mars as She's All That. Because it's all About. The. Prom.
THIS IS FOR ALL OF LILLYS LOVERS THE FIRST TIME ITRIED TO POST IT IT GOT MIXED UP SORRY
But not as sorry as your capslock key is.
BSG
All three Scifi friday shows wrapped up in one convenient little package. Aren't I nice? Special Feature! Once more... With Engrish! You know, you only have yourselves to blame for this.
Ummm. Shouldn't a summary have something to do with mentioning the plot or premise of the story?
picks up after Death is foreplay. which is on my LJ site continuation of stinger stories. Is told from Apollo's Pov and then one of my characters. includes KaraDeeLeeStinger and other. reveiws sought after
Oh, please tell me this is a foursome involving a Sue of indeterminate gender. Please!
if captain taylor lives ...AU. Some apollostarbuck. Reviews welcomed, accepted and appreciated.
Capitalization is apparently not as appreciated. Who is Captain Taylor, btw?
post pegasus speculation. Captain Taylor trying to figure Apollo out. short and sweet kindareviews very very welcome.
I am beginning to think Captain Taylor is the one who stole capital letters and hid it in the kindareviews.
compiled the peices of this story, did a minor rewriterevision. Nothing big changed just little housekeeping items. Please comment i love it, helps me clear the haze. bleh the 'e' key has been naughty again my apologies for the abundance of blonde and
And e.e. cummings saw this and wept.
The Cylons are coming but what if the Colonials know? A short AU that doth pleaseth me. An addendum added. Just for the hell of it.
It might be pseudo-Shekesperean, but my annoyance is real.
Kara gets the chance to prove her mother wrong. A fluff story, hehePlease R&R..OMG.ITS SUPPOSED TO BE 12 WEEKS NOT 20! sorry bout the typo.
Oh, yay! "My abuser loves me!" Just the story I need.
FINISHED! What if Starbuck and Helo’s first meeting with the Human Resistance on Caprica ended in blood? What if there was no reason to stay on Caprica any longer than necessary? KaraLee
Oh, how I wish this really happened.
Inquiry of Captain Lee Adama…When Jennifer Evans died aboard the Rising Star last week, she left behind a note and an 18 month old little girl. Her letter indicated that Lee Adama was the father of her child.
A Mary Sue! At least this one is dead!
Getting her to say those three little words was like pulling teeth.
What words would that be? "Frack you, Adama" is my guess.
Starbuck is trapped beneath a layer of snow and icecan Apollo keep her going until her damaged viper can be freed from its icy prison?
What is "icecan Apollo?" Is the CAG a giant Pepsi?
lee's emotionsthoughts after Kara jumps for Caprica
He is worried about his "space" key.
What happens when you're so bored you don't know what to do?
You write this fic.
The cheif's dreams have been interesting lately. PLEASE r and r
He dreams the impossible dream of people finally spelling his rank correctly.
Just something that popped into my head. hinty at leekara, but not really anything. Something about what the people on galactica do in thier free time. please r&r. if u didn't notice, i upped the rating, cuz this story seems to have a life of it's own. bu
This beauty speaks for itself.
Long awaited sequel to 'Kobol's Destiny'. When Earth's culture collides with that of the Colonies, bad things could happen.
Long awaited? Authorial hubris much?
Trey's back with a whole new mission...he has to locate his little sister who hitched a ride into the past.His best friend C&CD's daughterdecides to help. But the unexpected happens&Ciana starts to vanish!Trey's mission is clear: get C&CD together all cos
And this relates to BSG how? But then it doesn't relate to sense much either.
Roswell
Michael is being abused at home continually by Hank, to the point of the beatings being dangerous, and his friends have just found out. What can Max and the gang do to help, and how will they help Michael accept the help?
This sounds like it could be an interesting plot. Oh, wait. It was. Episode "Independence Day." I know fanfic is derivative, but isn't it taking the principle too far?
Liz's life was going well, she finally made the cheerleading team, her crush was finally noticing her, and for once her overprotective brother and nosy best friend approved yep life was good. But when Max Evans' family decides to up and move to Roswell,
There's AU, and there's "what do these have in common with the original characters?"
This is a Rebel fanfic, pg-13 for some scenes, What if Tess got fed up with trying to talk to Max, so she sings him a song at a talent show.
And then Max ran so fast and so far, Roswell never heard of him again.
Max and Liz are now married and they have two kids, what happens when the kids uncles tells the eldest one all about Halloween, the night before the adults leave for a party? Humor Ensured.Completed.
On the list of life-changing revelations, Halloween ranks somewhere between "apples grow on trees" and "Mommy paints her fingernails sometimes." And of course, even with "humor ensured," spaces between words aren't.
I always thought Liz is the only one who can heal him from the White room trauma and Max is the only one who can make Liz realize that she is not a Martyr. I also always wanted to see Alien Zan inside Max. So I’m going to write this fan fiction. It is set
Liz is a devout Catholic who dies for her faith? Hmmm, how could I have missed it? Also, word limit is your friend.
Liz, feeling she couldn’t handle all the alien stress left Roswell and when she did Max and Tess fell in love and they are blissfully happy. They are married and have a newborn son named Zan. Tess never killed Alex and she is not evil although in my mind
Ummmm, ummmmm, considering you changed everything about the premise, why is it still Roswell? Also, word limit. How hard is it to read the FAQ?
Michael and Maria finnally have a healthy relationship. But when Michael is forced to pick between his home planet and Maria what will he pick?
Once again, great story. Could be moving, angsty, romantic. In fact, it's so good, the show already did it. Called "Departure."
Love is never easy in Hollywood as the stars find out the hard way. Set in modern day time, Max Evans is the new star of the latest movie Carpool while Liz Parker is just a small town girl. Will love ever go their way? What will Hollywood say? Please R&R!
And then Max jumped on the sofa to proclaim his love and Liz converted to Alientology. And all was happy in Tinseltown.
Liz is a really popular gal when she falls in love with a guy named Ace..who dies very mysteriously leavin Liz heart broken when she begins to move on with her life she comes face to face with Max only to find Max looks exactly like Ace..
Seriously, does this person watch too much Bollywood, or is it just me? Also, Ace is about the lamest name i've ever heard. Well, with the exception of Ichabod.
Take a look into the lives of one pop supergoddess and her sweet cutiepie of a guitarist as they come back home. Maria and Alex never did get the love they deserved from Michael and Isabel, and they left Roswell together. Now, they are back...
Hee. Heee. Heeeee.
The aliens grew up in Capeside and not Roswell! What happens when Joey gets shot and Max saves her? Not like Roswell there are more twists and surprises in store! Full summary inside. r&r please!
Joey/Max? A Dawson's Creek cross-over. Just when you think it can't get worse...
Veronica Mars
It's a Veronica Mars meets My So called life slasher. The story is a blend to do justice to both pieces of work. It's LoVe but as you know there's some VD mixed in. Please review.
I am really unclear on the concept, as both of the couples mentioned are het. Also, VD? Skin cream might help.
This story takes place where they left off at the end of Season 1, when there was a knock on the door. Also includes The Prom. Who will she go with, and will her father approve? Spoilers:Season 1. This is my first story. LoVe fanfic. Complete.
Veronica Mars as She's All That. Because it's all About. The. Prom.
THIS IS FOR ALL OF LILLYS LOVERS THE FIRST TIME ITRIED TO POST IT IT GOT MIXED UP SORRY
But not as sorry as your capslock key is.
