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dangermousieThis is one of the promo stills for the upcoming Paradise Ranch a.k.a. Mousie's unwitting target:
"My eyes! My eyes!" seems to be the most appropriate exclamation. Between the get-ups, the smirks (except for Changmin who's doing his best take on pouty sexyface), the gun 'symbolism', the 'not an inch of space left between them' proximity, I am left to wonder if this is, in actuality, an ad for some sort of fetishy Western-themed pr0n, and a second later the clothes will come off and a foursome swinger orgy will commence for our delectation.
I am a little puzzled as to which time period encapsulates both leather miniskirts and regency dresses, whether the bulging pants of JSW and the direction Changmin's gun is pointing are deliberate, why poor Yoo Hana is the only one who doesn't get a hat, not to mention what dressing like an extra from The Virginian has to do with Korea or Koreans in any way, but thinking about all these just hurts my head.
At least nobody is wearing assless chaps and riding someone like a pony. That's something.
Ah, drama, you entertain me immensely and you are not even out yet.
"My eyes! My eyes!" seems to be the most appropriate exclamation. Between the get-ups, the smirks (except for Changmin who's doing his best take on pouty sexyface), the gun 'symbolism', the 'not an inch of space left between them' proximity, I am left to wonder if this is, in actuality, an ad for some sort of fetishy Western-themed pr0n, and a second later the clothes will come off and a foursome swinger orgy will commence for our delectation.
I am a little puzzled as to which time period encapsulates both leather miniskirts and regency dresses, whether the bulging pants of JSW and the direction Changmin's gun is pointing are deliberate, why poor Yoo Hana is the only one who doesn't get a hat, not to mention what dressing like an extra from The Virginian has to do with Korea or Koreans in any way, but thinking about all these just hurts my head.
At least nobody is wearing assless chaps and riding someone like a pony. That's something.
Ah, drama, you entertain me immensely and you are not even out yet.
