Shag Meme. Stolen from crumpeteer

[dangermousie]

Dangermousie's disclaimer: this is in the hypothetical situation if I'd never met my husband. According to this Meme I turn into a big HOR in this alternate Universe :D

If you'd shag them put the name in bold
If you'd shag them after a few drinks put the name in italics
If you wouldn't shag or don't know who they are, leave as is
Add one of your own to the end.


1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James Van Der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick Jr
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
44. Christian Bale
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Gael Garcia Bernal
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Chris Evans
119. Adrian Brody

Comments

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Honey, if you're a whore, I'm not exactly sure WHAT that makes me because I think I had twice the number you did.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL. The problem was that a whole number of them I'd shag if they were characters (e.g. Viggo does nothing for me. But Aragorn? Ditto Karl/Eomer or Tobey/Spiderman). RL people were never too appealing. But if I had to do the fictional ones....

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

I started going thru it but kept on having to add disclaimers to everything--for instance, I wouldn't shag Denzel Washington now, but the year he made Much Ado About Nothing? Totally. Especially if he wore the blue leather pants. *snerk*

Brendan Fraser, but only the year he made George of the Jungle (good body) or The Mummy (good hair). Hmmmm, I can tell none of your BW-fan friends have been through this yet *g*.

Jamie Bamber gets no disclaimers, however.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Word. I'd specify Aragorn, but only in the first movie, before he washed his hair. But Viggo? No thanks.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was tempted to add SRK to the end :)

I have the same disclaimers too. E.g. Brad Pitt? Maybe. Looking like Achilles? heck yeah.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Washed hair is OK, but I prefer him scruffy. My fave look is TTT which is pretty much Aragorn-fest. There are very few actors who I find uniformly attractive whatever the movie. Orlando Bloom is one. The gentleman in your avatar is another.

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I was tempted to add SRK to the end :)

I'd have to add so many disclaimers, like in an alternate universe where I am much shorter or he is much taller. =P Too much reality.

Eric Bana? As Hector, hec-yeah. (Sorry *g*) As Bruce Banner. Not so much.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Now there I know what you're talking about. Those are my "just stay in character and it's all good" crushes (I totally would have shagged Mulder, but Douchovney, even though I love him, doesn't inspire me to feats of depradation). And there are plenty of fictional men that if they were real, I swear there'd be restraint orders against me on.

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's why Brad Pitt got the italics from me. Maybe if I was drunk enough to think he looked like Achilles again I might haul him off to a tent, but until then...

[wasabi-girl1.livejournal.com]

Hmm, now I want to do it, JUST to add him at the end! ;)

[iheartpotatoes.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't shag any of them. I'm American. We just call it something else. :-P

[thelana.livejournal.com]

I think we need a Bollywood version of that list ;)

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

LOL, so many people on my flist did this, and you all have higher standards than me because seriously, I'd do 65% of that list!

Still, why is Andy Serkis there?! So wrong!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Because he is preciousssssss. But yeah, ugh.