My reasons for putting up with Smallville

[dangermousie]

Why do I enjoy the not-so-great show that is Smallville? It's simple. I am shallow.

Very yummy pic-spam behind the cut.



Who cares about brains with looks like these?


Taking the term "jailbait" literally:


Rentboy!Clark:


E.T., phone home. Lex is waiting:


The phone sex must have been gooooood:


Clark has been eating his alien Wheaties:


Wow, Clark! You can read?


Mmmm, who knew Clark and Lex were into kink?


Sexy Lexy showing off his style, with the shirt to match his boyfriend's lipstick:


Not only that, apparently he color-coordinated his whole house. That's devotion:


That's a bit kinkier than I would have expected:


Ohhhh, poor woobie:


This shirt is entirely NOT my style. And it's wrinkled!


Dad, I only like doing this with Clark!


Sorry, son, you can't marry Clark. He is so dreadfully hickish:


Never fear, Lex! I shall fight my horror of tacky jewelry to rescue you!


Thank you for rescuing me. It was horrible! I couldn't even wear my cufflinks in there!


Clark is distraught at being late for the wedding:


But that's all right. Lex will enjoy cleaning off the grime:


Clark and Lex look into adoption:



Seriously, why does Lana get the hot ones? Come on!




Whitney the not-too-bad:

Comments

[syliasyliasylia.livejournal.com]

Hee! I also watch Smallville for the boys XD... so you can add me to the shallow list! XD Awwww, Jensen Ackles! *dies*

[girlintheattic.livejournal.com]

I have to say I've always found Clark too disturbingly pretty to actually be attractive. I mean from an artistic point of view I can totally appreciate his beauty, but he just doesn't do it for me. Same with Boone from Lost. Inhumanly pretty.

Lex on the other hand... sex-ay! (I've always wondered. He lost all the hair on his head due to that green stuff right? So HOW COME HE STILL HAS EYEBROWS????)

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. That was funny.

Clark almost freaks me out with his "I was a male model" pout. (When I'm being less appropriate I call them "blow job" lips. Er, yeah.) It's almost too much sometimes.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

"blow job" lips.

That's what I thought about too :P

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Clark too disturbingly pretty to actually be attractive

See, I don't think there is such a thing as too pretty to be attractive. Though both Tom Welling and Jensen Ackles have this "they are too perfectly-featured to be human" thing going, I am not going to complain :P

Lex on the other hand... sex-ay!

Indeed. Re: eyebrows. I keep wondering about the same thing.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yes, JA is indeed to die for.

Love the Helo icon!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

JEEEEEEEENSEEEEEEEEEN!

Yes, as I told my best friend, Lana needs to just pick on and stop going through the hot men in Smallville like a Whitman's chocolate sampler.

Clark is just too inhumanly attractive and flat of personality for me. I say that knowing that Jensen is inhumanly attractive too, but at least his personality has bite to it. I mean, come on, Clark is reading "Midwest" magazine and lives in the middle of a corn field. You can't GET much more boring.

[ayn-rand-fan-13.livejournal.com]

I'm not feeling the baldness, but it's probably different actually watching him in action than it is looking at a picture.
Oooh, who's that guy in the last few pictures?

You, the slashing starts with one pairing, just a sort of "Oh, it's so obvious, it really is canon" thing. Then you find another pairing, and there is less canonical evidence, but it doesn't matter because they're so cute and should be together. Beware, dangermousie, or one day you will find yourself shipping people because omg they are within five feet of each other.
Not that I've, you know, ever been like that or anything. *cough*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

a Whitman's chocolate sampler.


Jensen and a chocolate sampler. My mind just went happy places. Yeah, I don't see how Lana ends up with all these incredibly gorgeous men after her.

Clark is reading "Midwest" magazine and lives in the middle of a corn field. You can't GET much more boring.

ROFL. I don't particularly want to watch him in a show, but in pictures? OMG, The Pretty is blinding.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

In the last few pictures, it's Jensen Ackles, the inhumanly gorgeous guy who was also in "Dark Angel" and is now one of two stars of "Supernatural."

Yummy doesn't even begin to cover it.

I'm not feeling the baldness, but it's probably different actually watching him in action than it is looking at a picture

Yup. He's just this really sexy vibe to him on screen.

Not that I've, you know, ever been like that or anything. *cough*

ROFL

[ex-beautyof.livejournal.com]

haha loved that. I think Tom Welling is hot when he isn't completely shaven, which he has to be for clark... Of course Jensen Ackles is HOT in whatever form... *yummy* LOL

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, love the icon.

Yeah, the stubble makes him look older which is good.

[ex-beautyof.livejournal.com]

lol yeah! he's actually also too old for the role... must be difficult trying to look so young.

thanx, love yours too *B/A love*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

How old is he anyway. He sure doesn't look like an 18 year old.

[syliasyliasylia.livejournal.com]

The Helo icon is from the last BSG icons post ;) I realized I didn't have a Helo icon and this promo pic was perfect... Arm p0rn! XD

[angelicus.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's why ANYONE watches this show. heh.

Re: hair. I always wondered why he had eyebrows, too. And if that meant he had hair in other places. But I'm sick like that.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't even thing about other places. *blush* :P

[ex-beautyof.livejournal.com]

LOL no he sure doesn't!!! in his late 20s (28 or so), if I remember correctly.

[jammer77.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I might have to start watching Smallville. *ponders*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

It's not a good show. Unless you ff :)