By that I mean general, non-specific answers to some very specific questions, not "54 minutes into the flick, Book and Wash debate the merits of socks" type spoilers.
OK, questions:
1. Does Mal live at the end? And does he have a decent amount of screentime? Please say yes.
I am infinitely shallow. I can't take River for waaay too long.
2. Simon. Please tell me he doesn't die. I have belatedly come to love him. I blame
rawles3. Is there some kind of Mal/Inara ship action that is not so deeply subtexty that it requires a shovel to dig it up? No hot sex necessary
please yes, but some kind of hint at least.
4. Any Simon/Kaylee ship action? Not as concerned as with M/I, but I do like them so want to know.
No details, just a simple non-detailed answer will do (e.g. Good answer: "Yes, there is M/I that will make you squee." Too spoilery: "Mal and Inara get tied up and have an orgy after they gnaw through their bonds. Margerine is involved")
Spoilers (hopefully) in replies.