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dangermousieBest postcoital conversation ever as interpreted by moi:
Playboy: So, about that loan for my business? I mean, if you need more persuading, I can go all night.
Friend-with-benefits/his moneylender: OK, loan. Fine. You get the loan the day you seduce Du Lanyun.
Playboy: Am I supposed to know who she is? And since when are you pimping for me? Do you want a threesome or something? Are you into girl-on-girl action? Where do I sign up?
Friend-with-benefits: Look, you are the only guy with a spoken part who's not in love with Ady An. We must remedy this pronto or else the universe will be destroyed. Also, my best friend's husband is cheating on my friend with her. Yeah, Lanyun has no interest in the guy, who apparently raped her and made her life hell, but sure, let's lash out at the victim.
Playboy: I feel the sudden need of meeting a beautiful and pure woman who will redeem me and put me through hell in the name of love. Otherwise, where will this drama be?
Friend-with-benefits: I promise I won't be jealous. This isn't an ironic foreshadowing, no siree. Oh, and her first love is Mikey He. Missing Yang Mi, yet, boy?
Playboy: It's fun to see in how many dramas I can steal a woman's heart from Mikey He. I am in!
Friend-with-benefits: And speaking of "in"...the bed is right there and I was never able to resist going for seconds.
Playboy: If you close your eyes, I'll take you to heaven (actual quote, guys! Well, I suppose it's good to have self-confidence).
In other news, I am now shipping heroine's first love (Mikey He) and heroine's spunky and cool best friend. Please please make it happen, drama. He keeps rescuing her!
I am addicted to this, you guys! But I can only take this small doses so back to Young Warriors of the Yang Clan. I miss my honorable sword/spear-fighters!
Playboy: So, about that loan for my business? I mean, if you need more persuading, I can go all night.
Friend-with-benefits/his moneylender: OK, loan. Fine. You get the loan the day you seduce Du Lanyun.
Playboy: Am I supposed to know who she is? And since when are you pimping for me? Do you want a threesome or something? Are you into girl-on-girl action? Where do I sign up?
Friend-with-benefits: Look, you are the only guy with a spoken part who's not in love with Ady An. We must remedy this pronto or else the universe will be destroyed. Also, my best friend's husband is cheating on my friend with her. Yeah, Lanyun has no interest in the guy, who apparently raped her and made her life hell, but sure, let's lash out at the victim.
Playboy: I feel the sudden need of meeting a beautiful and pure woman who will redeem me and put me through hell in the name of love. Otherwise, where will this drama be?
Friend-with-benefits: I promise I won't be jealous. This isn't an ironic foreshadowing, no siree. Oh, and her first love is Mikey He. Missing Yang Mi, yet, boy?
Playboy: It's fun to see in how many dramas I can steal a woman's heart from Mikey He. I am in!
Friend-with-benefits: And speaking of "in"...the bed is right there and I was never able to resist going for seconds.
Playboy: If you close your eyes, I'll take you to heaven (actual quote, guys! Well, I suppose it's good to have self-confidence).
In other news, I am now shipping heroine's first love (Mikey He) and heroine's spunky and cool best friend. Please please make it happen, drama. He keeps rescuing her!
I am addicted to this, you guys! But I can only take this small doses so back to Young Warriors of the Yang Clan. I miss my honorable sword/spear-fighters!
