An open letter to romance novelists
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dangermousieAfter reading a bunch of romance novels and emerging with my sanity sort of intact, here are the four things I want all the romance novelists to note:
1. If I never see the word "rake" in the book title, it will be too soon. Unless said book is about gardening.
2. There were no turkeys in Medieval England. Just trust me on that one.
3. "Her core was molten lava" is never a good thing unless you are describing a mad scientist's doomsday devise.
4. Well-behaved, reserved, socially conscious and conventionally gentlemanly men can be attractive. More so then the undoubtedly syphilis-ridden bad boys with caveman manners you seem to prefer.
I did find two books I really like, which deserve their own post (Suzanne Enoch's England's Perfect Hero and Lisa Kleypas' Because You Are Mine) so not all was wasted.
1. If I never see the word "rake" in the book title, it will be too soon. Unless said book is about gardening.
2. There were no turkeys in Medieval England. Just trust me on that one.
3. "Her core was molten lava" is never a good thing unless you are describing a mad scientist's doomsday devise.
4. Well-behaved, reserved, socially conscious and conventionally gentlemanly men can be attractive. More so then the undoubtedly syphilis-ridden bad boys with caveman manners you seem to prefer.
I did find two books I really like, which deserve their own post (Suzanne Enoch's England's Perfect Hero and Lisa Kleypas' Because You Are Mine) so not all was wasted.
