Health Warning: Hyperventilation Material Ahead

[dangermousie]

Well, seeing that "Hot Men" won by a wide margin as a subject people who read my lj are most interested in, it is only fair I do a periodical "hot men" post. Purely in the interests of fairness. And I even managed to type this with a straight face!

Today's vict...errr, candidate, is Jason Behr who played my most recent TV boyfriend.

Who'd have known that shy conservative Max had it in him. Leather? Tied up? Oh baby...

The pics are behind the cut for the benefit of dial-up users, but trust me, well worth a click.



I believe in starting with the best:


Not that the rest of them are bad:






And this one is a lot more "Max-like"



And just because there should be at least one where he has all his clothes on:



ETA: Because meyerlemon likes them dressed:

Comments

[meyerlemon.livejournal.com]

The one where he's wearing all his clothes is really lovely!

And is that a real tattoo? It's beautiful!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

LOL! I was actually thinking of you when I was posting the shirtless pics, because I know your aversion to them.

As to the tattoo, I have no idea. I've only seen him in Roswell which was before the pics were taken (I didn't see a tattoo then, but they do wonders with make up). It looks like a really pretty caligraphy job, either way.

[phylogenetics.livejournal.com]

Ok, definitely not work safe! Gotta put a warning up!!!!

Whoa....very hot in here....

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I don't know, do you think it's not work safe? I guess I better put a warning then (I thought as long as the clothes are on, it's OK).

very hot in here....

Yes.

[phylogenetics.livejournal.com]

The first pic....definitely going to raise some eyebrows at more conservative work units (ok, I did work in Kansas City so maybe it's just he midwest....).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

raise some eyebrows at more conservative work units

Bites tongue on a double-entendre rejoinder :D

[poisontaster]

My roommate heard my whooping & hollerin' and proceeded to tell me I'm a pedophile. Jason Behr is EIGHTEEN DAYS younger than me! He then proceeded to tell me that JB only LOOKS 14 or 15. *rolls eyes*

Oh, Dangermousie... If my brain weren't melting out through my ears, I'd have some VERY nice things to say! *fans self*

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Whoa whoa WHOA! Hold the phones! Who is this hot man, and why have I never heard of him before now?!

That first pic = teh sexx.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

It's like two totally different men out there. One of whom likes tying himself to beds with tape for some strange reason.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

One of whom likes tying himself to beds with tape for some strange reason

The reason is because he knows how to appeal to me. I think that is probably the sexiest pic I've ever seen. Which is kinda scary :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. I might be kinky or what not, but that first pic? Rowr!

He was the lead on scifi/teen angst show Roswell, which is my newest obsession(plenty of star crossed lovers and snark).

Though for some obscure reason he never appeared tied up and shirtless in it, at least not at the same time. More's the pity.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

How old is he?

JB only LOOKS 14 or 15

In a parallel universe where 15 year olds have stubble and look like they are in their mid-20s at least and are smoking hot, maybe. Otherwise, I'd imagine it's male envy :)

But yeah, those pics (especially the black and white ones) are something else entirely.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

P.S. never appeared tied up and shirtless in it, at least not at the same time

Actually I just remembered. He was both in one ep "White Room." But I felt so badly for him being tortured and experimented on, I didn't ogle.

[poisontaster]

LMAO. He's 31.

My roommate TRULY, truly has no concept of age. He's constantly telling me that 18yos look 35 or 40, and that 30yos look pre-teen. He's just got no eye for age. In any case, no 14 or 15 yo that *I've* ever seen looks anything like Jason Behr.

DAMN!

[jonaki.livejournal.com]

I had no idea he was so sexy!

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just, wow. The urge to icon those first four pictures is... propendous!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh yes please! That way I can steal them. *begs shamelessly*

Re: DAMN!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Indeed :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, 31. Pefect. Old enough to be older than me, but not enough older to be icky (OK, that also means he played Max when he was 25-27, and that is just fine with me, otherwise I couldn't drool over him).

no 14 or 15 yo that *I've* ever seen looks anything like Jason Behr.

Which is good, because statutory is NOT good :D

[plazmah.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've saved the pictures, and will work on 4 smashing Jason Behr icons for my next icon post! Gotta love randomly hot guys :D

[(Anonymous)]

This is a whole new side of you, Ms. Dangermousie!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, that anon was me!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Yesssssss! *pumps fist in the air*

Can't wait to see!

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL! As long as it wasn't my husband. He is a very understanding man but still, I don't think he'd be into reading my long and drooling reactions to other men :D

I really do think these pics are uber hot (maybe because tied up=at my mercy :D). In fact, I find them so sexy that I am beginning to contemplate the idea that when a guy is this hot, one night stand would do just fine, who cares what he is like. Those pics are corrupting me :P

[vierran45.livejournal.com]

Um, I might have to steal one of them as well ;-).

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

I'm enjoying my private little cubicle while I still can and I'm glad I did because DAMN. That first one raised my heartrate. Must watch Roswell now. You are an excellent pusher of new fandoms.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Heh. Yes, I am really glad no one can peer over my computer :D

You are an excellent pusher of new fandoms.

Unfortunately, Max in Roswell is a bit too conservative for the first pic (well, unless Liz gets really REALLY bored I suppose) :D

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Will I have to fight you for them? :D

Hmmmm, maybe I should find myself an alien....

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

He's still hot with the clothes on. Just hotter with them off.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Just hotter with them off

Indeed *deep sigh*

Eye candy goes with everything...

[dreamsewing.livejournal.com]

oooooh hello. I'm Mariko,, I wandered in here by accident from Japan via Fof and have to say domo arigato for posting pictures. I am on tour here with a circus and am in the middle of extremefrustration as I am missing vols. 4 &5 of 1st season Roswell and I'll be bloody demmned if I will pay Japanese prices for the entire season! Happily your pics will help strengthen my resolve to wade through millions of Hiragana'd spines in my quest.
Do feel free do wander over to Osaka and say hello!
ok, I'm going to go back burning the 1st image into my brain before bed, mmm, time to try that controlled dreaming again ;>

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

mmm, time to try that controlled dreaming again

ROFL!

You are welcome and glad I could help! Yeah, you shouldn't pay Japanese prices as you can get them much cheaper in NA/Europe.

[vierran45.livejournal.com]

Naah, I can make icons of them myself :).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oooooh *makes a great show of peering over your shoulder*

[elvensapphire.livejournal.com]

Yeah...he's hot . :D When and if I ever get around to being able to watch Roswell, I plan on going back through all your entries and joining in with my own squees. *winks*

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, please! I love reading your thoughts on stuff because you always put it so well!

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

And then the photographer said "I know, let's tie him up, yank his pants down to there and put some oil on him". It wasn't until after the shoot that they realized that the photographer was a rabid fangirl.

No, really, good pictures. Brendan is still my cuppa, but I'm not knocking Jason any. He is an abundantly attractive man.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

"I know, let's tie him up, yank his pants down to there and put some oil on him". It wasn't until after the shoot that they realized that the photographer was a rabid fangirl.

You know, I think you are absolutely right. How do you pitch that sort of thing, anyway? :D

[crumpeteer.livejournal.com]

I would guess that the term "frozen assets" came up somewhere and someone misunderstood the context.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

ROFL! *dies*

[vierran45.livejournal.com]

As you can see, I'm already using one of the pic-icons I made, but the other three are free to use (please, no hot-linking). These are all just simple cuts of the original pics. I'm sure m_jade8 will come up with something more artistic :).

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

I LOVE You!!!!!!!!!!!

[katranna.livejournal.com]

Two more! Or two versions of one more, really.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha....

I am definitely using this one!