http://clairiere.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] clairiere.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] dangermousie 2010-10-04 03:34 am (UTC)

If you want a good laugh (unless you're looking for mind bleach), you should try All About Romance's Purple Prose sections. Examples:

"If I have to read about petals opening one more time, I think I'll barf right on someone's manroot!"

"I can't remember the author but someone referred to a part of the female anatomy as pouting nipples. Quick. . . someone cheer them up!!!"

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