A friend of mine once told me to listen to part of the audio book for LOLZ, and it's pretty hysterical. And I also enjoy the statistics list of how many times SMeyer used the words "dazzle" "sparkling" "topaz", and so forth. (The first time I saw it all laid out, it was staggering. Like OMGWTFBBQ staggering. Write something that gets progressively awful and become a multi-millionaire!) Although, I think the movies do a good version of highlighting how truly ridiculous some of the dialogue is. I don't think I've ever seen two actors more uncomfortably (and/or) woodenly reading "I love you" lines than Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. *facepalm* xD