dangermousie: (Capital Scandal: excuse me)


The love rival of the heroine has just hanged the heroine's puppy from heroine's front door.

I repeat, THE LOVE RIVAL HAS JUST KILLED AND HUNG HER PUPPY FROM HEROINE'S FRONT DOOR!!!

What, were they out of rabbits?

And then, when heroine and Playboy were burying the puppy, she hired a gunman to come and shoot at them - not to kill them, but to threaten and frighten them. Then, she tells Playboy that if he meets the heroine again, she'll have her killed.

WTF!!!!!!!!

I think the Craziest Secondary Girl Ever crown has just been claimed, ladies and gentlemen.

I mean - hello, there, insane person! Just because your friend-with-benefits, with whom you both made explicitly clear this was just a "for fun, no strings, no emotions" sex stuff, decided to fall in love with someone and told you he won't dump her even if you threaten to withdraw your loans and that even if you just discovered you love him, won't love you back, doesn't mean you turn BATSHIT INSANE and shoot at people, threaten murder and KILL PUPPIES!!!!!!



Oh, yeah, lunatic, that is totally going to win his heart and make him decide to dump his sweet, caring, non-puppy-killing OTP and to fall for your crazy ass.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

Let me just put it this way, this is the way he looks when he sees the heroine:



He isn't ever going to look this way at you. He even told you "I can love one woman only" (ah, Playboy, how far you came!). Guess what, this woman is not you! Give it up and leave the livestock alone.

This is the most entertaining thing I've watched in ages. It has all the craziness and emo of a lakorn without the raping.
dangermousie: (Capital Scandal: excuse me)


The love rival of the heroine has just hanged the heroine's puppy from heroine's front door.

I repeat, THE LOVE RIVAL HAS JUST KILLED AND HUNG HER PUPPY FROM HEROINE'S FRONT DOOR!!!

What, were they out of rabbits?

And then, when heroine and Playboy were burying the puppy, she hired a gunman to come and shoot at them - not to kill them, but to threaten and frighten them. Then, she tells Playboy that if he meets the heroine again, she'll have her killed.

WTF!!!!!!!!

I think the Craziest Secondary Girl Ever crown has just been claimed, ladies and gentlemen.

I mean - hello, there, insane person! Just because your friend-with-benefits, with whom you both made explicitly clear this was just a "for fun, no strings, no emotions" sex stuff, decided to fall in love with someone and told you he won't dump her even if you threaten to withdraw your loans and that even if you just discovered you love him, won't love you back, doesn't mean you turn BATSHIT INSANE and shoot at people, threaten murder and KILL PUPPIES!!!!!!



Oh, yeah, lunatic, that is totally going to win his heart and make him decide to dump his sweet, caring, non-puppy-killing OTP and to fall for your crazy ass.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

Let me just put it this way, this is the way he looks when he sees the heroine:



He isn't ever going to look this way at you. He even told you "I can love one woman only" (ah, Playboy, how far you came!). Guess what, this woman is not you! Give it up and leave the livestock alone.

This is the most entertaining thing I've watched in ages. It has all the craziness and emo of a lakorn without the raping.
dangermousie: (Capital Scandal: excuse me)


The love rival of the heroine has just hanged the heroine's puppy from heroine's front door.

I repeat, THE LOVE RIVAL HAS JUST KILLED AND HUNG HER PUPPY FROM HEROINE'S FRONT DOOR!!!

What, were they out of rabbits?

And then, when heroine and Playboy were burying the puppy, she hired a gunman to come and shoot at them - not to kill them, but to threaten and frighten them. Then, she tells Playboy that if he meets the heroine again, she'll have her killed.

WTF!!!!!!!!

I think the Craziest Secondary Girl Ever crown has just been claimed, ladies and gentlemen.

I mean - hello, there, insane person! Just because your friend-with-benefits, with whom you both made explicitly clear this was just a "for fun, no strings, no emotions" sex stuff, decided to fall in love with someone and told you he won't dump her even if you threaten to withdraw your loans and that even if you just discovered you love him, won't love you back, doesn't mean you turn BATSHIT INSANE and shoot at people, threaten murder and KILL PUPPIES!!!!!!



Oh, yeah, lunatic, that is totally going to win his heart and make him decide to dump his sweet, caring, non-puppy-killing OTP and to fall for your crazy ass.

Ahahahahahahahaha.

Let me just put it this way, this is the way he looks when he sees the heroine:



He isn't ever going to look this way at you. He even told you "I can love one woman only" (ah, Playboy, how far you came!). Guess what, this woman is not you! Give it up and leave the livestock alone.

This is the most entertaining thing I've watched in ages. It has all the craziness and emo of a lakorn without the raping.

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