dangermousie: (Default)
This is spoilery, v v spoilery for Demi-Gods but I think everyone on my flist either already knows or doesn't care. Still, on the off chance you do, exit now.

So, I was browsing for spoilers and found out the truth about Duan Yu's parentage and LOLOL forever.

Let's do a cost-benefit analysis.

Minus: entire family gruesomely murdered.
Plus: will now be Emperor.

Minus: father is not cool, if slutty, Emperor, but legless, faceless (but apprently not penisless) creepy villain.
Plus: villain unlikely to have gotten out much thus do not have to worry next pretty girl he meets is haf-sis. Of more immediate benefit - can now hook up with OTP without angst about incest.

So, a draw?

Oh, wait, there is also the fact that this means that the time creepy villain locked him and Miss Mu together and fed them aphrodisiac, did not commit unwilling incestuous make-out. So, overall win?

But. Wait again, this also means had his own father feed him aphrodisiac in hopes of watching him have sex? Ok, that's going into beyond creepy territory again.

Clearly this thing is a giant draw.

Whoever wrote this had a special special brain.
dangermousie: (Default)
This is spoilery, v v spoilery for Demi-Gods but I think everyone on my flist either already knows or doesn't care. Still, on the off chance you do, exit now.

So, I was browsing for spoilers and found out the truth about Duan Yu's parentage and LOLOL forever.

Let's do a cost-benefit analysis.

Minus: entire family gruesomely murdered.
Plus: will now be Emperor.

Minus: father is not cool, if slutty, Emperor, but legless, faceless (but apprently not penisless) creepy villain.
Plus: villain unlikely to have gotten out much thus do not have to worry next pretty girl he meets is haf-sis. Of more immediate benefit - can now hook up with OTP without angst about incest.

So, a draw?

Oh, wait, there is also the fact that this means that the time creepy villain locked him and Miss Mu together and fed them aphrodisiac, did not commit unwilling incestuous make-out. So, overall win?

But. Wait again, this also means had his own father feed him aphrodisiac in hopes of watching him have sex? Ok, that's going into beyond creepy territory again.

Clearly this thing is a giant draw.

Whoever wrote this had a special special brain.
dangermousie: (Default)
This is spoilery, v v spoilery for Demi-Gods but I think everyone on my flist either already knows or doesn't care. Still, on the off chance you do, exit now.

So, I was browsing for spoilers and found out the truth about Duan Yu's parentage and LOLOL forever.

Let's do a cost-benefit analysis.

Minus: entire family gruesomely murdered.
Plus: will now be Emperor.

Minus: father is not cool, if slutty, Emperor, but legless, faceless (but apprently not penisless) creepy villain.
Plus: villain unlikely to have gotten out much thus do not have to worry next pretty girl he meets is haf-sis. Of more immediate benefit - can now hook up with OTP without angst about incest.

So, a draw?

Oh, wait, there is also the fact that this means that the time creepy villain locked him and Miss Mu together and fed them aphrodisiac, did not commit unwilling incestuous make-out. So, overall win?

But. Wait again, this also means had his own father feed him aphrodisiac in hopes of watching him have sex? Ok, that's going into beyond creepy territory again.

Clearly this thing is a giant draw.

Whoever wrote this had a special special brain.
dangermousie: (ROCH by meganbmoore)
If there is one thing watching wuxia dramas taught me it is that if there is some sort of famous saying about your martial prowess, you might as well make out your will. In Three Kingdoms, there was one about Lu Bu and his horse, and Lu Bu met a grisly grisly death (though his horse fared much better). Now there is one about beggar guy and fugly cousin in DG&SD so I am pretty sure both of them are toast. Unless one of them turns into a horse, that is.

In other news, was checking my downloads, and DG&SD promises me the below. I have no idea what is going on, but I do believe these are the bodies of sibling makeouter's parents. I foresee epic angst. Am I a bad person for saying I cannot wait?





Clearly, in wuxia world, if you are parents and you have a hot heroic kid, you are doomed to die in a grisly fashion to provide him with some character-building misery and possibly a vendetta.

Oh, and another thing I learned from wuxia. All parents are insane. This is from Heaven Sword & Dragon Sabre. That is a hell of a motherly dying advice to give to your little kid as he's freaking out over the murder of his father, not knowing his mother is about to follow suit. Way to screw him up for life, lady!




Of course, none of these are as cool as the one about the fact that having a hot female master means you simply must practice kung fu naked in a field of flowers, that I learned years ago, courtesy of ROCH.



Yeah, kung fu practice. That's what all the cool kids are calling it these days :P

I think I need a wuxia break, I am sort of overdosing. I am going back to Romantic Red Rouge.
dangermousie: (ROCH by meganbmoore)
If there is one thing watching wuxia dramas taught me it is that if there is some sort of famous saying about your martial prowess, you might as well make out your will. In Three Kingdoms, there was one about Lu Bu and his horse, and Lu Bu met a grisly grisly death (though his horse fared much better). Now there is one about beggar guy and fugly cousin in DG&SD so I am pretty sure both of them are toast. Unless one of them turns into a horse, that is.

In other news, was checking my downloads, and DG&SD promises me the below. I have no idea what is going on, but I do believe these are the bodies of sibling makeouter's parents. I foresee epic angst. Am I a bad person for saying I cannot wait?





Clearly, in wuxia world, if you are parents and you have a hot heroic kid, you are doomed to die in a grisly fashion to provide him with some character-building misery and possibly a vendetta.

Oh, and another thing I learned from wuxia. All parents are insane. This is from Heaven Sword & Dragon Sabre. That is a hell of a motherly dying advice to give to your little kid as he's freaking out over the murder of his father, not knowing his mother is about to follow suit. Way to screw him up for life, lady!




Of course, none of these are as cool as the one about the fact that having a hot female master means you simply must practice kung fu naked in a field of flowers, that I learned years ago, courtesy of ROCH.



Yeah, kung fu practice. That's what all the cool kids are calling it these days :P

I think I need a wuxia break, I am sort of overdosing. I am going back to Romantic Red Rouge.
dangermousie: (ROCH by meganbmoore)
If there is one thing watching wuxia dramas taught me it is that if there is some sort of famous saying about your martial prowess, you might as well make out your will. In Three Kingdoms, there was one about Lu Bu and his horse, and Lu Bu met a grisly grisly death (though his horse fared much better). Now there is one about beggar guy and fugly cousin in DG&SD so I am pretty sure both of them are toast. Unless one of them turns into a horse, that is.

In other news, was checking my downloads, and DG&SD promises me the below. I have no idea what is going on, but I do believe these are the bodies of sibling makeouter's parents. I foresee epic angst. Am I a bad person for saying I cannot wait?





Clearly, in wuxia world, if you are parents and you have a hot heroic kid, you are doomed to die in a grisly fashion to provide him with some character-building misery and possibly a vendetta.

Oh, and another thing I learned from wuxia. All parents are insane. This is from Heaven Sword & Dragon Sabre. That is a hell of a motherly dying advice to give to your little kid as he's freaking out over the murder of his father, not knowing his mother is about to follow suit. Way to screw him up for life, lady!




Of course, none of these are as cool as the one about the fact that having a hot female master means you simply must practice kung fu naked in a field of flowers, that I learned years ago, courtesy of ROCH.



Yeah, kung fu practice. That's what all the cool kids are calling it these days :P

I think I need a wuxia break, I am sort of overdosing. I am going back to Romantic Red Rouge.
dangermousie: (Pick the Stars: facepalm by meganbmoore)
Hello, there, half-siblings!!!!



Now I see why you guys didn't remember the kung-fu hamster.

The hot scene of wrongness. Or is it the wrong scene of hotness? )

This is literally the most insane thing I've ever seen, so of course instead of doing errands or finally making my epic Young Warriors post, I am spending my time marathonning this puppy.
dangermousie: (Pick the Stars: facepalm by meganbmoore)
Hello, there, half-siblings!!!!



Now I see why you guys didn't remember the kung-fu hamster.

The hot scene of wrongness. Or is it the wrong scene of hotness? )

This is literally the most insane thing I've ever seen, so of course instead of doing errands or finally making my epic Young Warriors post, I am spending my time marathonning this puppy.
dangermousie: (Pick the Stars: facepalm by meganbmoore)
Hello, there, half-siblings!!!!



Now I see why you guys didn't remember the kung-fu hamster.

The hot scene of wrongness. Or is it the wrong scene of hotness? )

This is literally the most insane thing I've ever seen, so of course instead of doing errands or finally making my epic Young Warriors post, I am spending my time marathonning this puppy.
dangermousie: (Default)
So, checked out first episode of Demi Gods and Semi Devils. Was progressing along swimmingly going "wow, this is bloody; oooh, the scenery is pretty; I think I like the beggar hero guy; why is Crystal Liu crushing on her cousin? He looks like a gargoyle reject and treats her like dirt; ooooh, interesting outfit!"

And then, this happened:



Yes. It's a badly animated hamster. Fighting people. A character has just used a badly animated hamster to fight people.

Hamster. Kung Fu hamster.

I give up.

I have to stop with this for my own sanity and self-respect.

Even if the drama also promises me this:





Ah, the agony of indecision. I shall let you, my flist, pick for me.

[Poll #1719184]

I think I am inclined to narrow my viewing to 4 - FWC, Romantic Red Rouge, Jade Palace and Men and Legends. I can't take it with more. Or can I?
dangermousie: (Default)
So, checked out first episode of Demi Gods and Semi Devils. Was progressing along swimmingly going "wow, this is bloody; oooh, the scenery is pretty; I think I like the beggar hero guy; why is Crystal Liu crushing on her cousin? He looks like a gargoyle reject and treats her like dirt; ooooh, interesting outfit!"

And then, this happened:



Yes. It's a badly animated hamster. Fighting people. A character has just used a badly animated hamster to fight people.

Hamster. Kung Fu hamster.

I give up.

I have to stop with this for my own sanity and self-respect.

Even if the drama also promises me this:





Ah, the agony of indecision. I shall let you, my flist, pick for me.

[Poll #1719184]

I think I am inclined to narrow my viewing to 4 - FWC, Romantic Red Rouge, Jade Palace and Men and Legends. I can't take it with more. Or can I?
dangermousie: (Default)
So, checked out first episode of Demi Gods and Semi Devils. Was progressing along swimmingly going "wow, this is bloody; oooh, the scenery is pretty; I think I like the beggar hero guy; why is Crystal Liu crushing on her cousin? He looks like a gargoyle reject and treats her like dirt; ooooh, interesting outfit!"

And then, this happened:



Yes. It's a badly animated hamster. Fighting people. A character has just used a badly animated hamster to fight people.

Hamster. Kung Fu hamster.

I give up.

I have to stop with this for my own sanity and self-respect.

Even if the drama also promises me this:





Ah, the agony of indecision. I shall let you, my flist, pick for me.

[Poll #1719184]

I think I am inclined to narrow my viewing to 4 - FWC, Romantic Red Rouge, Jade Palace and Men and Legends. I can't take it with more. Or can I?
dangermousie: (Default)
Da-dun! Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils 2003. [livejournal.com profile] mookiehyun has been pushing it :)

I have to say that, shockingly, what finally sold me wasn't all the promises of angst I've been given but this vid:



I mean, it's Jimmy Lin. Jimmy Lin, you guys. My neverending crush from My Lucky Star. And the cuteness of this vid is out of this world. He's giving Eddie Peng a run for his money in the wuxia puppy department. He's one of the three main characters and (I looked it up) his big romantic problem is that any cute girl he may get sweet on is potentially his half-sister (!!!!!) because his Daddy was the slut to end all sluts. ROFL. Sold. Though please tell me Crystal Liu isn't one of his half-siblings because that would jut be a cruel cruel thing to do to a straight man.

Of course, the backlog I have, I'll probably get to this by 2012, but still. Getting first ep right now.
dangermousie: (Default)
Da-dun! Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils 2003. [livejournal.com profile] mookiehyun has been pushing it :)

I have to say that, shockingly, what finally sold me wasn't all the promises of angst I've been given but this vid:



I mean, it's Jimmy Lin. Jimmy Lin, you guys. My neverending crush from My Lucky Star. And the cuteness of this vid is out of this world. He's giving Eddie Peng a run for his money in the wuxia puppy department. He's one of the three main characters and (I looked it up) his big romantic problem is that any cute girl he may get sweet on is potentially his half-sister (!!!!!) because his Daddy was the slut to end all sluts. ROFL. Sold. Though please tell me Crystal Liu isn't one of his half-siblings because that would jut be a cruel cruel thing to do to a straight man.

Of course, the backlog I have, I'll probably get to this by 2012, but still. Getting first ep right now.
dangermousie: (Default)
Da-dun! Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils 2003. [livejournal.com profile] mookiehyun has been pushing it :)

I have to say that, shockingly, what finally sold me wasn't all the promises of angst I've been given but this vid:



I mean, it's Jimmy Lin. Jimmy Lin, you guys. My neverending crush from My Lucky Star. And the cuteness of this vid is out of this world. He's giving Eddie Peng a run for his money in the wuxia puppy department. He's one of the three main characters and (I looked it up) his big romantic problem is that any cute girl he may get sweet on is potentially his half-sister (!!!!!) because his Daddy was the slut to end all sluts. ROFL. Sold. Though please tell me Crystal Liu isn't one of his half-siblings because that would jut be a cruel cruel thing to do to a straight man.

Of course, the backlog I have, I'll probably get to this by 2012, but still. Getting first ep right now.

Profile

dangermousie: (Default)
dangermousie

November 2012

S M T W T F S
     1 2 3
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930 

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 24th, 2017 10:34 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios